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more about #tonykornheiser more comments → Kid Canada: That's nothing, I once had the IPod on shuffle during sex and Hulk Hogan's theme music came on about 10 minutes in. When it comes crashing down and i... more » UkraineNotWeak: Unknownst to him, his girlfriend was thinking of Reali all the time. #pardontheinterruption more » Art Monk's Cafe: Begin to worry when you spice things up by inviting Dan LeBatard to "guest host." #pardontheinterruption more » Kid Canada: the lively, seven-seasons-and-running debate show I would lovvvvvvvvve to see a debate show, that would be great. To do a debate would be great. But t... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: whom he feuded cattily for indeterminate reasons over the years. C'mon we all know why: They were fighting for Blake Carrington's love. more » Hatey McLife: This seems mystifyingly bighearted I wish this was true of Mariotti, but only in a Reggie White kind of way. more » ArkansasFred: having escaped the dying newspaper business like many of us, Yeah, Jay. Just like tens of thousand of auto-workers have been "escaping" the dying aut... more » UkraineNotWeak: When historians talk about Hitler, they're really talking about Mariotti. more » Fatty_B: This should be awesome because Gruden farts lightning and craps thunder.Or something like that. more » Eamus Catuli: That smell from Connecticut right now is Mike Tirico shitting his pants. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Shouldn't he take over the Colts, lead them to a Super Bowl and be lauded with praise? /warren sapp sarcasm more » SteveJeltzFan: It's GO TIME on Monday Night Football! more » UkraineNotWeak: Bring back Alex Karras!!!! more » ArkansasFred: The Monday Night Football booth has had more dicks in it than Kevin Spacey. more » Old No.7: Too bad nobody will be able to see the games. /Versus'd more » -
#whimsy
Pardon The Coitus Interruptus
Maybe you've experienced the act of lovemaking. If so, please tell us what it's like; we're bloggers. But have you experienced lovemaking as narrated by Kornheiser and Wilbon? More » -
#mediameltdowns
Mariotti Offers A Comforting Hand To Kornheiser, Himself
Shouty Jay Mariotti says he'll miss Tony Kornheiser on MNF, a man with whom he feuded cattily for indeterminate reasons over the years. This seems mystifyingly bighearted until you realize he's actually writing about himself. More » -
#mondaynightfootball
Jon Gruden Joins "Monday Night Football" Crew. Seriously.
Good news for Kornheiser haters! Tony is officially stepping down as third man in the "Monday Night Football" booth. The slightly more exciting (upsetting? baffling?) news is that Lil' Jon Gruden will take his seat. More » -
#media
Learning English The Kornheiser And Wilbon Way
I'm not sure how often "Stick a fork in them, the run is over, Wilbon," comes up in normal conversation, but if it does, these Chinese students learning English have that situation covered. More » -
#tonykornheiser
He's a regular Jackie Mason. [Old Jews Telling Jokes]
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#tonykornheiser
Tony Kornheiser Talks About His Future At ESPN
"I don't make enough money that they have to worry about getting rid of me. They can do it if they want to. I hope they choose to retain me." [HappyBirthdayDanLevy] -
#charlieweis
Some Sweet, Sweet Charlie Weis Love, And Other Unconventional Sports Crushes
Once upon a time, a site called The Black Table had a regular feature entitled Waxing Off, in which women gathered in an online roundtable to discuss issues of the day, and also to make fun of Will Leitch's shoes. And so we got to thinking: With so many great female sports bloggers out there, why not import the idea here? It's just crazy enough to work. So behold: The latest edition of Deadspin's Waxing Off. We found some terrific female writers who were willing to pen short pieces on this week's topic: Unconventional sports crushes. More » -
