Deadspin 
Enter your username and password.
-
more about #tonylarussa more comments → twoeightnine: Like everyone else, he's following @Alyssa_Milano. He's getting sloppy seconds on Brad Penny, Carl Pavano, Barry Zito and Russell Martin? #tonylarussa more » Business_Socks: I'm still waiting for 78 Herschel Walker twitter accounts to surface. #tonylarussa more » Karlifornia: Come on, Tony. Give Alyssa her towel back. You know how she gets in an MLB locker room. #tonylarussa more » A Duck With a Lisp: Are you sure it's not Shakey? #tonylarussa more » Jefferson Tardship: It's one thing for logic to fall asleep at the wheel, and another for it to blow a .093 once it wakes up. #tonylarussa more » NightElfMohawk: Wait, so they want someone who couldn't hit anything except a home run (and that was only due to performance enhancing drugs) to be the Cardinals hitt... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I don't know about "hitching" my wagon, but I am gonna paint our wagon, gonna paint it fine, gonna use an oil based paint, cause this wood is pine. #m... more » StanGable: Who cares about his reputation? When a guy with a .263 lifetime average and 100 strikeouts a year asks to be your hitting coach you say yes. #markmcgwire more » Moobs: So a career .260 hitter is going to make the Cardinals hit...better? Awesome. #markmcgwire more » Stev D: Hey America, maybe we move past this steriod thing, and maybe my enormous son doesn't come by and smash your home into a million-billion tiny little p... more » Civil Negligence: Hitch your wagon to Tony La Russa's star No way, Jose. I just bought this wagon last week! #markmcgwire more » ArkansasFred: The Cards will regret this once someone finds Khalil Greene's head 30 feet away from the rest away of his body. "Swing through the fucking pitch! Th... more » DennyCrane: Since Tony Dungy and a third-string quarterback position were both unavailable ... I'm not so sure about that last one. Has he given Al Davis a call... more » SavetoFavorites: I'm guessing that the idea didn't seem so hot at first, but that LaRussa found it more and more attractive as the evening wore on. #markmcgwire more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: "Instead, he's decided to follow the playbook of any smart scandal-ridden athlete looking to get back in the public's good graces." If I Did It...the... more » -
#mlb
Look Who's Tweeting
Why, it's none other than Tony La Russa, the Kant of the lineup card and a onetime litigant against Twitter. Like everyone else, he's following @Alyssa_Milano. [@TonyLaRussa, RFT] -
#mlb
The Mark McGwire Rehabilitation Project Begins Now
Mark McGwire wants to be loved again. Unfortunately, everyone hates him. So how to remedy that? Simple. Hitch your wagon to Tony La Russa's star. Everyone loves that dude! More » -
#mlb
Eagerly Awaiting Tony La Russa's Postseason Implosion
The best thing about having the Cardinals around in October is the inevitable moment when La Russa, lineup-card philosopher and Buzz Bissinger's kewpie doll, gets bounced on his ass by a team that realizes the game is baseball, not chess. More » -
#mlb
Un-Rubbed Balls Create Sticky Situation For Cardinals
John Smoltz thinks the reason he got roughed up last night is because his balls were not properly rubbed down. Yet, opposing pitcher Bronson Arroyo threw just fine. Is it because he was rubbing something special on his own balls? More » -
#tonylarussa
Tony La Russa Wisely Drops His Lawsuit Against Twitter
"La Russa's lawyer, Gregory McCoy, wrote that his client was dismissing the case, adding that "No payment was made by Twitter to La Russa in exchange for this dismissal." Expect 14 more Tony La Russa impersonators by noon. [Law.com] -
#mlb
All's Well That Ends Well With @TonyLaRussa (Update)
An unspecified Twitter loss is Tony La Russa's Animal Rescue Foundation's gain, which means that Twitter parodies are not only funny, but also save the world. Or at least the cuter part of it. More » -
#mlb
Tony La Russa Is Not Laughing At Your Satire
Dugout genius Tony La Russa is suing Twitter, claiming he "suffered significant emotional distress" and "damage to his reputation" because of a fake La Russa account. Sheesh, can't the man take a few jokes about dead pitchers and drunk driving? More » -
-
#tonylarussa
A Personalized Jersey That's Well Worth The Trouble
Say what you about Cardinals fans and their blind loyalty, but you can't deny, upon seeing this fan, that they don't have a sense of humor about their Birds. Well, the mohawked fans, anyway. More » -
#tonylarussa
OK, take your time, Tony, sheesh. [St. Louis Post-Dispatch]
