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more about #tonymandarich more comments → X-tacle: Summer's Eve will be releasing a competitor to What Odor?® by next month. more » Civil Negligence: So when it comes to sharts, what best accompanies What Odor?® to take care of the markings? more » ArkansasFred: I'd like to interview Nelson Grist. Question 1: Were you named by Charles Dickens? more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Will What Odor ?® mask the stench of the worst first round draft pick in history? more » DeepFriar: you know where the google ishe used to get paid for linking to this stuff, now he makes me do all the work.Weak, Dash. Real weak. more » Karlifornia: I liked this more than Zach Randolph's guest appearance on Sleep Creep. more » Weed Against Speed: I have often wondered why Tony Mandarich never went into the Sloppy Joe business. more » sir_pantsalot: We know where the Google is but without the website number we will never find the website. more » Steve U: his wife, Charlavan Who famously converted to the Town and Country after she saw the letters Chi and Rho in a dream. more » BruschisBrewsky: So Mandarich is a scumbag football washout with undoubtedly shrunken testicles, yet still manages to score a hot new wife. I hate my life. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Ah, the boudoir, where the gourmand metamorphasizes into the voluptuary! more » Matt_T: This is slightly less exciting than the Leighton Meester sex tape more » Weed Against Speed: And two, you know where the Google is. It's on the internet, right? And someone told me they have the internet on computers now. more » UkraineNotWeak: Most notable aspect of tonight's DUAN: The non-appearance of RYLAI. I thought the kid planned his whole life around it. more » Peter Cavan: I stop by for 10 minutes and I can't believe I read the whole CPSL thread. Yikes. Pete, your response was the best. We could all use more perspectiv... more » -
#badideas
Billy Mays' Death Is A Golden Marketing Opportunity
Billy Mays was the ultimate pitchman, so what better way to honor his memory than with a poorly conceived, possibly tasteless press release tangentially related to his infomercial lifestyle? Someone get Tony Mandarich on the phone. More » -
#jerks
Tony Mandarich's Porno Revenge Web Site (UPDATED)
Tony Mandarich's ex-fiancee is suing the world's most famous draft bust because she claims that he set up a porn website under her name to embarrass her with pictures of her doing dirty, dirty things. That's not very gentlemanly. More » -
#duan
Tony Mandarich Fesses Up; Invented First Whizzinator
Former beefy lineman Tony Mandarich has recently admitted to the world that, yes, the incredibleness of his bulk was actually acquired not just by G'N'R and caffeine, but steroids. More »
