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more about #tonyromo more comments → Chamomiles Davis: As an Eagles fan, I await with morbid glee the return of Andy Reid to Drew's "Fire This Asshole!" segment in Thursday's Jamboroo. /Reid just challeng... more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Philadelphia picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue... #tonyromo more » ArkansasFred: I don't think any opposing fan can hate the Eagles nearly as much as we Eagles fans hate the Eagles. #tonyromo more » Weed Against Speed: Have you considered a career in the exciting field of electronics repair? The brochure is free! Leinart will get right to that as soon as he finishes... more » Juancho: I love Tony Romo. I'm impressed with any quarterback who typically goes 10-6 and loses in improbable ways in the first round of the playoffs. #tonyromo more » SponsoredbyV8: Does anyone know which football player Romo idolized during his formative years? #tonyromo more » MarkKelsosMigraine: If this football thing doesn't work out, Keith Brooking should have no trouble finding work as a catcalling, mustached construction worker. #tonyromo more » Hustler of Culture: Come on, everyone knows this is McNabb's fault! //Generic philly fan #tonyromo more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Seriously, you guys - we're just like Heathers - bff's! #tonyromo more » Juancho: I think Marmalard won the weekend, that drive versus the Giants was pure NAILS. #tonyromo more » Silent Q: Adam Wainwright blamed Matt Holliday's oopsie on him "losing it in the towels." Holliday blamed it on the fact that it was Thursday, saying, "I never... more » Steve U: The SEC Commish says he sees no reason for a "public hanging" when officials make bad calls Instead, he prefers a lucrative assortment of stock optio... more » NUhuskeroos: Adam Wainwright blamed Matt Holliday's oopsie on him "losing it in the towels." don't forget to bring a towel! more » The Fan’s Attic: If this were the XFL, there would "Down Marker Girls" in bikinis manning the marker and nobody would ever remember what down it was. more » NordoftheBlings: Not knowing the words to "Don't Stop Believin'"? Complete fucking idiot and probable terrorist. more » -
#weekendwinner
Tony Romo Wins The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Tony Romo, who won the weekend by not making a complete spectacle of himself. When no one notices you, you're probably doing your job right. More » -
#watercoolerfodder
Some People Had A Better Night Than Others
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#nfl
Tony Romo: Not A Complete Idiot
As someone who has his competence challenged on a regular basis, I sympathize with Tony Romo. Luckily, unlike Romo, I've been spared the indignity of having to issue a press release to confirm that I know how to count. More » -
#nfl
Did Tony Romo Forget How To Count To Four?
Watching the Dallas Cowboys run the same failed play two times in a row probably confused a lot of their fans, but it might have been their quarterback who was confused about how many downs he had left. More » -
#dallas
Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
Articulately-challenged running back Emmitt Smith is frustrated with his former team, and he's blaming Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and Wade Phillips for the Lombardi trophy drought in Big D, urging them to yell at more people. More » -
#nfl
Tony Romo Unsheaths His Sword For Another Blonde Creature
Candice Crawford is the name of the woman who will inevitably serve as a scapegoat for the Cowboys' inconsistent offense this year. [NYDN] -
#golf
In That Other Golf Tournament This Weekend...
Tony Romo, fresh off a breakup with his biggest fan, storms out to the lead of another celebrity get-together, while Charles Barkley is not in last. Who needs Hank Haney when you've got the modified Stableford system? [GOLF] -
#watercoolerfodder
Sex, Gambling and Gluttony In The Morning. And Some Sports.
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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#tonyromo
Tony Romo And Jessica Simpson Reportedly Split For 98th Time
Until I see visual evidence of the Cowboys quarterback slurping blue cake out of another woman's mouth, I refuse to believe it. But People says they're officially kaput and Romo's getting his Goose on at nightclubs. [People.com] -
#golf
For Tony Romo, Fans Fumble Golf Etiquette
Tiger Woods teed off today with Tony Romo in his pro-am at Congressional Country Club. In Washington D.C. Spectators don't really like Tony Romo there, so they boo him. But Jessica Simpson — she's OK anywhere. [D.C. Sports Bog] -
#tonyromo
Fat-Bottomed Romo Now More Sleek
According to a report in the Ft. Worth Star-Telegram, Cowboys coach Jason Garrett lovingly told quarterback Tony Romo that his butt was too big to be a good finisher this season. Too much cake? [Uwe Blog] -
#tonyromo
Vanity Fair Loves To Let The Famous Ladies Of Popular Quarterbacks Speak Honestly
Last month it was Gisele. This month? Jessica Simpson: "Before a game, I'm crazed, sending mass e-mails: ‘Please pray for Tony's protection.'" This poor guy. [VF.com] -
#tonyromo
Tony Romo's Life Just Got Upskirt And Personal
Regardless of my Eagles fandom, Tony Romo seems like a well-mannered, well-adjusted human being who just happens to be quarterback for the second most despicable team in America. (NSFW) More » -
#dallascowboys
Strange Times Keep Getting Stranger In the World Of The Dallas Cowboys
Dear VH1: Please develop a reality series starring Terrell Owens, in which he examines his many personal problems with his publicists. P.S., I am not a crackpot. More » -
#nfl
Romo, Witten Do Not Party All The Time
The "stars" came out for Terrell Owens' big birthday bash on Monday night, but not among them: Tony Romo and Jason Witten. Great; here we go again. More » -
#nfl
Terrell Owens Jealous Of Romo-Witten Sleepovers
Wait, a second ... Terrell Owens isn't happy in Dallas? I am surprised to hear that because this is completely new information. More »
