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more about #top more comments → P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Want a star? Vote Salisbury. Want to be chided for being front-running neophytes with no real understanding of the scope of Deadspin's history? Vote ... more » Artie Fufkin: I imagine that the Stern Fan Network will soon blow this voting up. more » DeepFriar: Which one is the most ironic? more » Steve U: "Your Honor, why would my client conduct an extensive campaign to ruin the plaintiff's reputation, and yet award him its highest honor in the very sam... more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Salisbury. Not even close. He should win, just as an olive branch before he sues each and every editor and commenter. more » Kid Canada: Every non-Tiger candidate is going to get hit in the mouth like they were the Prime Minister of Italy. more » twoeightnine: If a dumb whore who fucked a bunch of dumb whores can be elected SHOTY then there is hope that someday I too can be elected SHOTY. And that is a day I... more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: I was at a holiday party last night and in the host's room I saw Artie Lange's book. It was sitting on top of Infinite Jest. That said, Tiger. more » ArkansasFred: This will be fun. These SHOTY debates are always calm and level-headed. more » Texy: Look, I'm not crazy enough to think Josh Hamilton can take this thing... I'm just hoping he can get more votes than Mariotti. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Redacting tape manufacturers are gonna spend a fortune promoting Salisbury's candidacy. more » ScientificMapp: What did Phil Ivey do that was so noteworthy? BTW, it's Salisbury all the way, bitches. more » AzureTexan: The problem is that I'm gonna mess up my monitor with my write-in vote, Dame Judi Dench. /has idea, goes to store for erasable Sharpie more » MarkKelsosMigraine: It's now time to vote. Michael Steele told me voting was for nerds and if I did it I would be a nerd forever. Unless, of course, I voted against the... more » Hatey McLife: The FDA approves the morning-after pill. Yet they still hound me about my submission of the morning-after flight of stairs. more » -
#shoty2009
2009 SHOTY: Time For Voting
OK, you've seen all the nominees. It's now time to vote. Polls will be open until Thursday at 12:01 a.m. Vote like the wind. Vote like your soul depends on it. More » -
#decadium
Decade Retrospective: 2006
We continue our year-by-year look back at the decade with the year 2006, back when Kurt Cobain was rising up the pop charts, back when James Cameron was dramatically overbudget on a little movie called The Abyss. Simple times.
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#duan
Why Latest Tiger Madam Could Be Full of Crap: The Manning Files
So for tonight's Eagles/Giants showdown, I figured this would be the best time to drop this snippet of scurrilous rumor courtesy of that opportunistic madam, Michelle Braun, who keeps insisting some of Tiger's mistresses are whores from her agency. More » -
#tigerwoods
Amazingly, Tiger Heeding Rick Reilly's® Advice And Taking An Indefinite Break From Golf
For real? Woods has decided that his philandering has done enough damage to warrant this type of dramatic action. Read what the robot on Tiger Woods.com tells all the people:
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#deletedscenes
The One Where Mike Piazza Caused The Tiger Woods Mess
We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. More » -
#shoty2009
2009 SHOTY Nominee: Tiger Woods
A fortnight ago, no one would have ever expected Tiger Woods — Tiger freaking Woods! — to ever be a SHOTY nominee. Now, the poor guy might win. More » -
#nba
White Men Can Jump To Conclusions
A few days ago, ESPN's Outside the Lines did another of those features in which everyone puts on his Concerned Face and talks very gravely about Serious Things. Like, for instance, why there aren't more white dudes in the NBA.
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#ballsdeep
The Five Stages Of Football Grief. Jamboroo, Week 14
Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his stuff at his Twitter feed. More » -
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#decadium
Decade Retrospective: 2005
We continue our year-by-year look back at the decade with the year 2005, back when REO Speedwagon was topping the charts, back when George Clooney was just that weird guy from "The Facts Of Life." Simple times.
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#collegefootball
A Brief History Of Campus Recruiting Hostesses
We hope you didn't get the impression that Tennessee is the only school to use attractive young ladies as bait to lure prospective athletes, because it's actually a college football tradition as revered as marching bands and beer bongs.
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#announcements
And Now A Brief Update From Our Comment Ninjas On Policies Going Forward...
In the spirit of holiday house-cleaning, it's time for a crash course in comments etiquette. What can you do? What should you definitely never do? What, in effect, do we want from you, Mr. or Ms. Deadspin Commenter?
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#shoty2009
2009 SHOTY Nominee: Alex Rodriguez
In March, A-Rod seemed like a sure bet to be a SHOTY nominee. Yes, here he is ... but the journey to this point was a circuitous one.
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#collegefootball
Tennessee's "Hostess" Program Catches Recruits' (And NCAA's) Eyes (Updated)
The New York Times has a verrrrry interesting story about an NCAA investigation at Tennessee, concerning recruiting "hostesses"—i.e., hot Tennessee co-eds who get quite friendly with talented high school football players. (Updates below)
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#wakeupdeadspin
Bowden Announces New Endeavor: Holding A Grudge
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#ballsdeep
The Biggest, Dirtiest, Poopiest Mailbag Yet
Time for your Deadspin Open Mailbag Tuesday. Email us here or submit your questions via Twitter. This week, we're covering urinary habits of Latino minor leaguers, Rosetta Stone lady, and prison baseball. More » -
#badbrains
Friday Night Blight: Why High School Football Is Ground Zero Of The Concussion Epidemic
Every year, there are tens of thousands of concussions on high school football fields and no standardized guidelines for dealing with them. That's the real scandal of the head-injury epidemic, writes Will Carroll, and kids have died for our neglect. More » -
#shoty2009
2009 SHOTY Nominee: Jay Mariotti
It is this reporter's opinion that if you say "Roger Ebert can kiss my ass," you are a bad person. It's just my philosophy.
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#tigerwoods
Chaos In Tigerland: A Deadspin Investigation Into The Sexual Habits Of Pro Athletes
Here's a story about three women and their relationships with Tiger Woods. One is a porn star you haven't met. The other two are rumored mistresses, but they're really much more important than that. Welcome to Tigerland. More » -
#duan
Tiger's Now Laying 10
Your evening Tiger update: The British press has joined the fray, and the count of alleged mistresses has now jumped to double-digits: 10 in all, or eight fewer women than majors won by Jack Nicklaus. More »
