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more about #torontobluejays more comments → J-No: Cuntette has been added to the vernacular. I always thought that cunt could stand on its own, but I like the variation and will most likely use this ... more » Tracy Ham and Eggs: Snark-less response... I know at Camden Yards they often tell the person who is the winner they won prior to the random draw, so they have their name... more » Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: Rabble rabble rabble rabble more » 100percentinjuryrate: Well that explains what JP Ricciardi's been doing for the second half of this season. more » The Gizmo from Pismo: Jim Rice is using this as a further example of the hooligans who play the game today. more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: He was dissapointed when he found out that it was only her gun that was digging into his hip. more » Kid Canada: He's just shielding her from having to watch Vernon Wells hit. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Arod Cop A Feel has always been my favorite Dickens book. more » Gourmet Spud: You know, Alex, there's an easier way to get hockey cards. more » Steve U: Looks like a tough day at the office, Spud. more » Rozelle’s Bagman: Who's down with OPP? more » driggity: Rams fans want their shtick back. more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Told you not to swallow the seeds. more » Larry Bird Flu: Evan Dando's follow-up effort can't get any play in the U.S.? more » Karlifornia: Alyssa Milano still won the "seed spitting" contest more » -
#mlb
The Great Toronto Swindle
I bet that neither you nor anyone you know has ever had your seat randomly selected for those jumbotron contests. Well, here's why: Collusion. Cahoots. Flimflammery. More » -
#mlb
Alex Rodriguez Loves His Mounties
A-Rod got a little up close and personal with the Toronto police department last night and, as is his wont, he got a little handsy. Come on, Kate Hudson. Can't you control your man? More » -
#opencaption
Starred Commenter Theater: The Watermelonheads
Fans, wearing watermelons on their heads, watch the Rays-Blue Jays game in Toronto on Saturday. [Canadian Press/Associated Press via WSJ] -
#mlb
And Now For A Minute Of Actual Sports
Roy Halladay is not a member of the Phillies ... yet. The Toronto Blue Jays' demands of executive bathroom privileges proved too steep for the Philadelphia bigwigs. More » -
#phillies
Tough Week For Phillies Fans All Around
First you have Marco Scutaro nabbing second after a walk as the Phillies infield snoozes, then you have two broads bashing each other in the stands at CBP because they're so distraught over it. [The Fightins] -
#badfans
A Night On The Town With Alex Rios
Alex Rios was 0-for-5 last night with 5 strikeouts. Oops. Obviously, the only logical response was to wait outside a charity event so you can heckle him on the way to his car. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
This Is Why They Call Them Action Seats
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More » -
#whimsy
Ballpark Hot Dogs Served On A Bed Of Boobs
You haven't enjoyed a SkyDome (now and forever) hot dog until you've done so out of the bountiful cleavage of a female Blue Jays fan in the third deck. [Total Pro Sports] -
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#mlb
Umpire Kerwin Danley May Need Stronger Head Gear
Kerwin Danley was carted off the field last night after getting hit in the head with a broken bat—almost a year to the day since he was plunked in face by a Brad Penny fastball. More » -
#mlb
Nooooooooooo!
Well this is just sad. A Canadian sporting event without beer is just, well, it's sparsely attended, for starters. Poor hosers. More » -
#mlb
I'm Beginning To Suspect That Canadians Drink Too Much Beer
If you were wondering why the Blue Jays drew only 16,790 against the Tigers on Tuesday, this may have something to do with it: The Rogers Centre banned alcohol for that game. More » -
#mlb
Is This The End Of The Line For Matt Bush?
Troubled former Padres' No. 1 overall draft pick Matt Bush released by Blue Jays, for not complying with the "zero tolerance terms of his agreement." Uh oh. [Toronto Globe And Mail] -
#baseball
You Can't Prosecute Him! He's Matt F-ing Bush!
Matt Bush, our favorite underage-drinking, lacrosse-player-throwing minor league shortstop/pitcher, has been formally charged with battery stemming from a Feb. 4 incident in a high school parking lot. [San Diego Union Tribune]
