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more about #torontomapleleafs more comments → Karlifornia: It can put a lot of pressure on your heart to be carrying the wheel. more » Mr. Praline: He's not a real Leaf until he gets his spleen removed and/or sleeps with a teammate's wife. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Look at these Deadspin page views. Juancho's World Book Encyclopedias are getting read more today. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Doug Gilmour would have traded his babysitter for Mark Messier's baby mama. more » Senators Lost Cojones: In Pal Hal's defence, he was in desperate financial straits. Oh, and batshit insane. more » ScientificMapp: Looks like Canadians use unnecessary apostrophes as often as they use unnecessary u's. more » HockeyMountain: This idea originated when Peter Pocklington took Harrold Ballard to a Fleetwood Mac concert for his birthday. more » DirkToberFest: I guess you could say Ballard really wanted to Twist the hockey world. more » BruschisBrewsky: Mike Ditka approves of this type of team management. more » drjayphd: The first sign should've been the use of Comic Sans. more » Steve U: his kinda destroys the illusion that an nhl coach works on a higher level." I guess that was more of the "Criss Angel" type of illusion. more » Kid Canada: After last night's loss, Wilson, I lay this hate on you. more » The Fan’s Attic: "No leaf is ever left behind." He stole that from my pep talk to the rake this past weekend. more » Gourmet Spud: Linesmen = No armbands more » WhatWouldTebowDo?: Less words, more pictures. -Jacques Demers more » -
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Jonas Gustavsson, IR-Upper Body (Heart Surgery)
Toronto's Monster will have his second procedure in three months to fix an irregular heartbeat. Wouldn't be the first time Leafs fans questions their players' hearts. [Toronto Star] -
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Chris Bosh Now Owns The Internet
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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Gretzky Heads To Toronto In 46-Player Trade?
A new book claims former Leafs owner Harold Ballard once tried to trade his entire franchise to Edmonton. (He wanted to swap cities with the Oilers in exchange for $50 million.) Then Janet Jones would have married Darryl Sittler. [TorontoStar] -
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A Peek Inside The Mind Of An NHL Head Coach
Spoiler....There's not much there. Maple Leafs coach Ron Wilson inadvertently gave TV viewers a look at his super-secret game notes and as Orland Kurtenblog says: "this kinda destroys the illusion that an nhl coach works on a higher level." [Kurtenblog] -
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Think That Helmet Will Protect You, Boy?
Courtesy of Puck Daddy, here's the Leafs' Jason Allison ripping open a helmet to get to the sweet, sweet brains inside. -
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Tough Actin' Keith Acton Is The Only Lucky Maple Leaf
The good news: The former player won nearly $100,000 in Canada's national lottery. The bad news: $100k isn't nearly enough to quit his job as Toronto's assistant coach. [Toronto Star] -
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What Hockey Really Needs Is Better Manners
Did you see this shootout goal from Toronto's Jason Blake? Awesome, right? If you like cheating jerks! More » -
