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more about #torontoraptors more comments → BruschisBrewsky: And as an added insult, Paul Pierce also won the $10,000 prize on this week's Americas Funniest Home Videos. more » ClintonPortishead: Ain't that a kick in the nuuts. more » NordoftheBlings: Portland has more of those pesky, attention-seeking ethnic Armenians. And Bargnani is contractually obligated to call Hedo the "Ottomandingo". more » the earl of weaver: Please. Hedo's a Jurassic Park fan, plain and simple. more » Kid Canada: 6th place in the East, here we come! more » ScientificMapp: Bangs. Is there any woman they can't make unattractive? more » Candace Parker C Cups: The baby was born via C-section in November Huh, and I figured it would hatch out of an egg... more » Karlifornia: No wonder she got pregnant...she thought her diaphragm was an earring. more » twoeightnine: Allison Mathis, were living together last year when they agreed to have a baby. Case dismissed. When has an NBA player ever agreed to have a baby? Bes... more » Chuck Knoblockhead: This suit is certainly no earthly delight for Bosh. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Like Rupaul would be caught dead with a woman like that. more » Gourmet Spud: Looks like Mr. Weatherman forgot his raincoat. more » ClueHeywood: Chris Bosh's post-natal advice: "Make sure you keep it tight." more » Karlifornia: Marion: Not doing ass to ass for heroin anymore more » J-Animal: Finally. Now Jamario Moon needs to just lay back, put his feet up and wait for those sweet, sweet Denny's endorsement dollars to start rolling in. more » -
#nba
Chris Bosh's Groin Is Probably Sore Today
Paul Pierce posterized Chris Bosh on a dunk during Boston's 116-103 victory over Toronto yesterday. In the process, Pierce kneed Bosh in the groin and then was assessed a foul for taunting. And no Raptors teammate appeared to care. More » -
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Hedo Turkoglu Spurns Trail Blazers for Raptors
ESPN is reporting that Toronto is giving him five years and $53 million. In addition, he won't have those pesky playoffs ruining his summers. More » -
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DeMar Derozan Heads North of the Border, Up Canada Way
9. Toronto Raptors: DeMar Derozan, USC I assume Skeets is happy, because his team landed one of the draft's most enticing players. Derozan can fly and he'll probably put some asses in the seats. More » -
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Chris Bosh Did Not Have A Good Birthday
The Toronto Raptors center turned 25 years old today, but I doubt that the gift he received was on his wish list—news has leaked of a lawsuit accusing him of being a deadbeat dad. More » -
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Shawn Marion Traded For Jermaine O'Neal
ESPN reports that the Raptors and Heat will exchange big men in a four-player deal. Poor Marion is being sent from Miami to Toronto, which is really going to cut into his beach time. [ESPN] -
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How To Elude An Angry Kangaroo, And Other Helpful NBA Tips
The Raptors' Nathan Juwai is probably the only NBA player to nearly get eaten by a crocodile. [NBA Fanhouse] -
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#nbaplayoffpreview
Toronto Versus Orlando: The "Now Here's A Series" Series
Over the next few days, Basket Bawful and Free Darko will be previewing each NBA Playoff series. Basket Bawful looks at the Eastern Conference today, continuing with the series between the Toronto Raptors and the Orlando Magic, which begins Sunday. More »
