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more about #tourdefrance more comments → DougOLis: No, it's more like the French are not Alberto Contador fans now that he's on top of the world (and kind of a dick). more » RachelRayIsTheDevil: Astana is under doping investigation? Maybe you could spin that a little more Dash'. How do you arrive at looking at medical waste from multiple t... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: You've got to hand it Lance for never backing down from his "regular toast is the best toast ever" comment. more » the earl of weaver: If Lance would've lost seven straight Tour de Frances, then they'd be fans. more » Steve U: Here's a shocker from the cycling world Sorry, no interest in that Lance Armstrong-Sheryl Crow sex tape. more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: I am still not a cycling fan. more » Bobby Big Wheel: That's the last time Team Astana puts antifreeze in wine. more » Sports-Pun: Not nearly as controversial as the time Team Vatican was under a poping investigation.. more » StanGable: "And most of the world hates America and its champion. A lot." The thousands of French, Italian, Spanish, etc. fans that cheered him on and supported... more » Steve U: Zacattack Seeing these comments from AC. If I were him I'd drop this drivel and back off Kapowski. 12 hours ago from Apple IIe more » CalderCyclopes: Contador may just be confused, because there is an "i" in equipo. more » Hatey McLife: Armstrong hates AC almost as much as Ted Bundy. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Seeing these comments from AC. If I were him I'd drop this drivel and start thanking the juice. w/o me that damn chase doesn't make prime time. /fixe... more » Tony Reali's Winning Smile: The sumo costume I get, its the trucker hat that offends me. more » ClickClickThud: Life sized: inflatable sumo penis. more » -
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The French Are Still Not Lance Armstrong Fans
Here's a shocker from the cycling world: Team Astana—which featured the first- and third-place finishers at the Tour de France—is now under a doping investigation! I'm starting to think cycling might have a problem with drugs. [AFP/AP] -
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Choose Your Side In The Great Cycling Rivalry
Tour de France winner Alberto Contador is celebrating his big victory by throwing "teammate" Lance Armstrong under the bus, instead of pushing him under an actual moving bus, which would have made the race infinitely more exciting. More » -
#tourdefrance
Lance Armstrong Has Failed Everyone
Alberto Contador has won his second Tour de France. Livestrong, Alberto! One person who's thrilled about this news? This precocious, Tour-loving five-year-old. [SI] -
#duan
Sumo Cycling: The Next Great Olympic Sport
Perhaps Lance Armstrong would secretly like his teammate Alberto Contador to be pinned down by this extremely zealous fan, so he can win an eighth race. More » -
#tourdefrance
Lance Not Livestrong Enough
Lance Armstrong moved to second place in the Tour de France this weekend, but fell almost two minutes behind his teammate, Alberto Contador. Oh, the indignity of the wingman, fighting for scraps as his "partner" reaps all the glory. More » -
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Le Cycling Is A Contact Sport
One woman dies when she's hit by a police motorcycle, and two riders are injured by, um, air rifle projectiles. In other news, LiveStrong tweets about the injustice of George Hincapie not winning the yellow jersey. It's a cruel world. -
#tourdefrance
BB Assassins Take Pot Shots At Tour de France Riders
Two riders were hit by BBs during Stage 13 of the Tour, even though lunatic cycling fans can get close enough to club their victims with baguettes. Why not give your crazy violence a more personal touch? [VeloNews] -
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Tour de France Riders Forced To Perform Without Mechanical Supplements
The Tour de France tried an "experiment" today—banning radios that allow coaches and team leaders to communicate with their riders during the race. It's almost like they expect these athletes to use their own brains! More » -
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Teammate Is Totally Undermining Lance Armstrong
Alberto Contador unexpectedly moved into second, and the Tour de France suddenly went all Brandy vs. Monica. Lance: "Things didn't really go according to the plan we mapped out before. I was a little surprised, but it doesn't matter." [AFP] -
#lancearmstrong
The Critic-Proofing Of Lance Armstrong
The ad you see here is the new Lance Armstrong spot for Nike, which would be merely standard-issue, inspiromatic marketing schlock if it didn't come so creepily close to suggesting that to criticize Lance now is to somehow enable cancer. More » -
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Lance Armstrong Can't Not Be The Top Dog
Lance Armstrong said he just wanted to get some exercise and maybe promote his wristbands, because after four years off, expecting him to win the Tour de France would just be silly. What's that? He's in first place now? Lovely. More » -
#tourdefrance
The Tour De France is, How You Say, "Underway"
Lance Armstrong began his quest for eight with a solid start in the first-stage time trial. And that's the only mention of France we'll have on this July 4th, I can promise you that! East Coast Bias has you covered. More » -
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A Nutty Theory About Lance Armstrong
A couple of scientists argue that Lance Armstrong did indeed employ certain exotic performance-enhancing procedures before his run of seven consecutive Tour De France victories: namely, getting his diseased testicle lopped off. More » -
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Mr. Armstrong Expresses Displeasure With The French In 130 Characters Or Less (With Update)
Perhaps no athlete has used Twitter to his advantage more than Lance Armstrong; his Twitter Army found his stolen bike, after all. Now, our hero Twitters his outrage at those who stole some his hair. More »
