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more about #troyaikman more comments → Chris Hanson's Axe: PS: Aikman is paid to speak in public. AKA he's a person used to addressing large audiences, and he's supposed to be interesting and engaging. That's ... more » Steve U: Aikman's Mom: Troy, I'm so proud of you. I never thought you would graduate! Aikman: You're absolutely right, Mom. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Meanwhile, JC Pearson and Matt Vasgersian have to travel by rickshaw. more » MeSoHornsby: If you get anally raped your first day in prison, it is much more likely that you will wind up getting anally raped during your time in prison. more » André Roussimoff: I'm just glad my taxpayer dollars aren't paying for Glazer, Strahan and Menefee's exploits. more » Jews For Purple Jesus: Meanwhile Pam Oliver get to ride in the Diablo with no rear windows. more » Jefferson Tardship: Former Major League catchers are statistically more likely to get gang raped after going to prison. more » Doyle McPoyle: What's with these stat guys and illegal activities? First Tony Reali gets busted running heroin for the Yakuza, and now this. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: His instructions were simple: look for every whorehouse, outhouse, henhouse and doghouse in a thirty mile radius. more » Mr. Praline: I thought the US Marshals were too busy chasing Richard Kimble. more » Bob Mantz: Sometimes I don't know what goes through that guy's (Aikman) head. more » Weed Against Speed: ...and lead motorcades for Buck and Tim McCarver during the 2007 World Series. The next time they do this, who wants to take the location on the grass... more » Sports-Pun: "The thing about this, Joe, is we're being shuttled around illegally by this fella here. And if he goes to prison, he's going to be incarcerated in a ... more » Gourmet Spud: ...to shuttle around Buck, McCarver and Aikman. It was all just a misunderstanding that arose after Aikman asked Buck for a hummer. more » crazyjoedavola: Thats just disgusting. more » -
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Troy Aikman Soon To Be Disappointed By What Real World Has To Offer
The former Cowboys/UCLA quarterback marched with the Bruins during their graduation ceremony yesterday. It took 21 years, but Aikman finally has a Sociology degree, which makes him qualified to wait tables anywhere in America. [ESPN/JerseyChaser] -
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Unfortunately, Tim McCarver Will Not Go To Prison Because Of This
Weird little story about a moonlighting Fox Sports "stat guy" who illegally used USMS transportation to shuttle around Buck, McCarver and Aikman. [Smoking Gun]
