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more about #truecrime more comments → formerly Chief Wahoo: Shame Lamarr Woodley wasn't there to take him down from behind on the ensuing return. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: someone didnt watch Raising Arizona more » StuScott Booyahs: He was seen fleeing the scene with a large parrot. more » Weed Against Speed: To be fair, times have been tough for Christmas Ape lately. Give him a break. more » Gourmet Spud: Man in Steelers jacket... Or as it's known in Pittsburgh, "business formal"... more » Matt Sussman: At least one suspect in the impending police lineup will be a minority. Thanks, Dan Rooney! more » UpstateUnderdog: Are we sure it isn't a Pirates jacket? more » HockeyMountain: In 21st century America: Bank robs you! more » Doyle McPoyle: Would a coward do this?! ...BYE! more » Gourmet Spud: That was the parade's Chairman. He told you they couldn't afford it! more » the earl of weaver: Two Tommy Maddox postings in one day? more » André Roussimoff: I'm proud of Drew Carey for losing weight, but I never thought he'd sell out the Browns like that. more » David Hume: Police in Worcester have declined to pursue the man responsible for a series of robberies committed while wearing the Red Sox's new "hanging brain" ha... more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Apparently the police caught him when he showed up for his free motorboat and then the beat him to the full extent of the law. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I thought the "hanging sox" hat was the one with Buckner in a noose. more » -
#superbowlxliii
Take The Money And Run
Man in Steelers jacket robs Pittsburgh bank during Super Bowl victory parade. Is foiled when he and the money are sprayed with, appropriately, red dye. [Pittsburgh Post Gazette] -
#truecrime
That's Some Mighty Fine Police Work There, Lou
Police in Chicopee, Mass., say they have finally captured the man responsible for a string of area bank robberies conducted while wearing the new Boston Red Sox 'hanging sox' cap. [Red Sox Monster] -
#basketball
Probably Not A Good Way To Get Extra Playing Time
A Western High School (Louisville. Ky.) student is facing assault charges after police say he punched his basketball coach in the face. [WHAS-TV11] -
#nfl
Ex-NY Giant Dave Meggett Arrested Yet Again For Sexual Battery
Dave Meggett has a Super Bowl ring and was a favorite of coach Bill Parcells, playing for him on three different teams. Unfortunately, that won't be the running back's legacy. Not even close. More » -
#michaelirvin
Michael Irvin Will Talk the Semiautomatic Right Out Of Your Hand
A passing motorist who pointed a gun at Michael Irvin on Tuesday apparently changed his mind about robbing the ex-Cowboys star when he recognized who he was. More » -
#collegefootball
Alabama: It's Not Like Where You Live
It's been more than a month since Alabama fans got into a deadly brawl during a football party; I was beginning to wonder what was going on. More » -
#soccer
Ultimately, Tis Greed That Foils All Soccer Jersey Thieves
So you're the head equipment manager of a Serie A team, and decide to steal a few jerseys to sell on the black market. Who's going to notice if you take four or five ... or 2,000? More » -
#highschoolsports
Athletic Trainer Did More Than Tape Ankles, Apparently
Did your high school athletic trainer look like this? Mine neither. In fact my school didn't have a full-time trainer, which meant no blow jobs. It's different for Tustin High athletes. More » -
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#mlb
New Red Sox Logo A Hit Among Males 15-25, Bank Robbers
New Red Sox promotional slogan for 2009: We're Armed And Should Be Considered Dangerous ... or, Wanted In Connection With Fun And Excitement! More » -
#ohiostatebuckeyes
Who Is Buckeye Freshman's Mysterious Shoplifting Friend?
Ohio State freshman Nathan Williams said he was "just covering for a friend" when he was arrested for shoplifting three shirts at a Dayton mall. More »
