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more about #ucla more comments → Hatey McLife: Here's some sage advice from the legendary UCLA coach... He got that sage advice from Zane Grey. more » ArkansasFred: Huh. So that's why Duff Goldman got a request for an Edsel shaped cake with enough room to hide a skeletal Ginger Rogers. more » VTBen: When my alarm went off this morning and they were discussing the Wizard of Westwood on the radio, I thought for sure it was because he had died. This ... more » Bobby Big Wheel: Wooden's got a lot of problems at 99, but a bitch ain't one. more » Steve U: Wooden and Paterno - the Treebeard and Tom Bombadil of college sports. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I can't wait for misguided commenters to do the following: - Compare Wooden's age to Joe Paterno - Compare Wooden's age to John McCain - Suggest Wood... more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: I hope he likes red balloons. more » Artie Fufkin: Because he's wood-en!! more » lukeoneil47: Sometimes I forget why I don't like to go to live sporting events anymore. more » ScientificMapp: Guy on his death bed; guy with Africa painted on his chest; guy with the boorish manner of a Yalie. Looks like a good week of Failgate, but I still ca... more » StanGable: "Note that Stripe Shirt's leg positions which are impossible to mimic sober" Turbo and Ozone disagree. more » lilwillie: "Notice the confused/terrified expressions on the kids faces." No, they are just trying to figure out if you where the same guy they saw face down in... more » Disco Choo: I think it's great that Yale has decided to admit those with Down syndrome. more » middlejester: well, I know i'm fat... but I want to look fatter. Cheesy North Face down coat to the rescue! more » Samer Ocho Cinco: Tim and Eric really let themselves go crazy when they're not doing the show. more » -
#ncaabasketball
It's John Wooden's 99th Birthday
And to commemorate, Esquire.com's re-run his "What I've Learned" interview with Cal Fussman from February, 2000. Here's some sage advice from the legendary UCLA coach we can all benefit from: "Pick up your own orange peels."[Esquire.com] -
#failgate
And Down Goes A Yalie
Football season is upon us, which means that thousands of angry, horny, feisty pretend fans will converge upon this great nation's red cup-littered parking lots to participate in traditional tailgating revelry. These are not those stories More » -
#sadwhimsy
R.I.P. UCLA Undie Run: 2002-2009
Citing safety concerns, UCLA administrators nixed the tri-annual tradition of students stripping down and frolicking across campus during finals week due to increased boozy half-naked fights breaking out. (PHOTO: NowPublic) [LA Times] -
#troyaikman
Troy Aikman Soon To Be Disappointed By What Real World Has To Offer
The former Cowboys/UCLA quarterback marched with the Bruins during their graduation ceremony yesterday. It took 21 years, but Aikman finally has a Sociology degree, which makes him qualified to wait tables anywhere in America. [ESPN/JerseyChaser] -
#collegefootball
UCLA QB Announces Transfer Via Bizarre Press Release
Fact: A redshirt sophomore named Chris Forcier is leaving UCLA to play ball at Furman. Fact: His family decided to announce the move with one of the more batshit loony press releases you'll ever read. More » -
