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more about #ufc more comments → Karlifornia: If the Mexicans wanted to keep their Thriller title, they shouldn't have gone to get a taco. #mma more » Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: Three years have passed since the UFC put on a show in Los Angeles, and maybe this is why. Except for the fact that many of the judges, Peoples for ... more » sir_pantsalot: We can only assume that the top photo is the infamous fanny cough caught in the act. #mma more » Silent Q: Hooray for swilling piss. J'accuse! You stole this line from The Bone Patrol, my early '90s porno screenplay about a lady who gets plowed by the ent... more » StanGable: "Yeah, Thats what I meant" -R. Kelly #mma more » Hustler of Culture: "Luke O'Brien is a writer in Washington DC. He's written about MMA for Washington Post Magazine, SI.com and other publications." Dude, you know what ... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I don't know, Wren seems a little flighty. more » BruschisBrewsky: I had a similar reaction the last time one of my co-workers misinterpreted a spreadsheet and I had to file a whole new report. Bullshit, man... more » Karlifornia: Why did they get Travis Barker to model for the "Hot Threads" feature? more » Weed Against Speed: I haven't held someone named Dana in such low regard since Dana Plato robbed by grandpa's video store. more » ScientificMapp: Gotta say, I think Mark Zupan would beat Herschel Walker's ass. more » ClintonPortishead: UFC Magazine: When You Want Your Coffee Table To Stop You From Being Laid Before You Even Had the Chance. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Walker hopes to get a whole series out of the geniuses over at Showtime; The United States of Herschel. more » Weed Against Speed: The geniuses over at Showtime are the most arrogant, cocky, pompous jackasses I've ever met. He hasn't met himself? more » Silky John-STON!: A good Mr. T impersonation takes, what, 20 minutes to get down? 30 minutes? more » -
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UFC 104: Zombies, Blind Men And The False Triumph Of The Piss-Drinker
Three years have passed since the UFC put on a show in Los Angeles, and maybe this is why. The California State Athletic Commission this weekend jobbed Shogun Rua out of a light heavyweight title. More » -
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UFC 104: Urine For A Good Fight
In advance of tomorrow's UFC 104, let us pause for a moment to consider the merits of drinking your own piss. More » -
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Kimbo Says: "If You Can't Beat 'Em, Shoot 'Em"
TUF Castmate Justin Wren: "He got arm-barred and Kimbo really doesn't like to tap. He didn't tap and the guy hurt his arm so he came back in there with a gun. Cops were called and everyone went nuts." [Cagewiter] -
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UFC President Pretty Excited To See Herschel Walker Fight
Dana White: "Who the f**k are they going to find to fight Herschel Walker? A guy in a wheelchair?..The geniuses over at Showtime are the most arrogant, cocky, pompous jackasses I've ever met." [FanHouse] -
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Rampage Jackson Quits UFC To Focus On Mr. T Impersonation
After blowing off his last fight to star in the upcoming A-Team movie, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson blogs that he's retiring. Special thanks to "the dumb ass fans that don't pay my bills or put my kids though college." [IFight365] -
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Kimbo Slice Faces Reality
He lost his last fight in 14 seconds to a pink-haired nobody, and ever since Kimbo Slice's career has been on life support. "I got six shorties at the crib," he says. "They gotta eat, you know what I'm saying?" More » -
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Rampage Jackson Ditches Upcoming Bout to Star in A-Team Movie
I wonder which character he'll play? More » -
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UFC 101: Beating Pipes, Disgusting Bloggers And Gerard Butler's Furiously Shaken Pud
By now you know thatMola RamAnderson Silva ripped out Forrest Griffin's heart and flambéed it before 17,500 fans in Philadelphia. What you (hopefully) do not know is this: Gerard Butler plays with his haggis at the urinal. More » -
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It's Always Surly In Philadelphia
To the shock of precisely no one, the real action in last night's UFC 101 was in the crowd, as every Philadelphian tried to fight every other Philadelphian. Winner: you! -
#ufc
UFC 101: Hipster Warriors, Chest Hair And The Return Of Sanctioned Violence To Philly
The UFC descends on Philadelphia this weekend. Which means that hordes of Tapout-clad drunks from the East Coast will fill the Wachovia Center and howl like gibbons as they work themselves into the Blood Frenzy. Well, bully for them. More » -
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Dana White Promises Scary Russian Man Will Be Next To Fight Brock Lesnar
Messy contractual things have to be finalized but White is determined to have Fedor Emelianenko step in the cage with the angry ex-professional wrestler and controversial UFC heavyweight champion. Emelianenko has disposed of much bigger men before. [Cage Writer] -
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Was That A Great UFC 100 Or What? (No, Really, Tell Me)
Not to break wind on the parade of the 18-35 male demographic, but it seemed from this comfy couch that everyone was watching UFC 100 because everyone else was. More » -
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UFC 100 Will Be The Biggest Event Ever!!!
I'm not an MMA guy. I haven't ordered anything on pay-per-view since Wrestlemania VI. But even I know that tonight is something special. More » -
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Slur-Filled Rant Saves America From Terrible Reality Show
UFC president Dana White's anti-"stupid bitch" rant may have cost him a reality show, probably because the producers were angry that he didn't save his best unhinged raging for their cameras. [Brooks] -
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Dana White Apologizes For Offending Everybody
After UFC's Dana White went on a fuck-and-faggot filled tirade on his YouTube blog, he wisely realized that it's probably bad publicity to have something like that floating around. More » -
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UFC's President Really Knows How To Handle The Media
The polite young gentleman in this video is Dana White, president of the UFC, and apparently he has issues with reporter Loretta Hunt. Well, a profanity-laced YouTube tirade can probably fix that. [Language NSFW, obviously] More » -
#ufc
Yikes, How Did All Of This Hype Get Into My UFC?
I thought the whole point of a staredown was that you weren't supposed to talk? This lively debate brought you courtesy of Quinton Rampage Jackson and Rashad Evans (somewhere, Vince McMahon Jr. is smiling). More » -
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War Machine Really Just A Misunderstood, Gentle Soul
If you have your name legally changed to War Machine (damn, I was gonna do that), perhaps you should stay out of gay bars. You're just asking for trouble. More » -
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Jake Rosholt Is Heavily Armed, Has Beer-Fetching Dog
If I were Jake Rosholt, I wouldn't much care if I won my UFC Ultimate Fight Night 17 bout with Alessio Sakara on Saturday. After all, I've got a beer-fetching dog! More » -
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Georges St. Pierre's Big Win Brought To You By Vaseline?
Georges St. Pierre crushed B.J. Penn to become the best pound-for-pound fighter in mixed martial arts—even though a couple of those pounds might have been grease. More »
