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more about #ultimatefightnight17 more comments → Sarcastro: I've had the pleasure of having a beer fetched for me by a beer-fetching dog. There's nothing more satisfying in the world. more » Hatey McLife: Spare bedroom? How does he sleep that far away from his babies? more » ClintonPortishead: My dog may not be able to fetch beer, but I cans till blame it for what happens after I have six and a burrito. more » Doyle McPoyle: You drunk, dawg. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Stone Cold's dog can fetch him the classifieds. more » Karlifornia: He must have slathered those beer cans with peanut butter. That's the only way I can get my dog to do anything useful. more » Gourmet Spud: I read all about this on his blog, "Barley & Me". more » Sports-Pun: A beer-fetching dog?! Jake: Buy a jar of peanut butter and a wedding ring.. more » ArkansasFred: Now fetch me my Affliction jeans. The ones with the fleur-de-lis on the ass. more » -
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Jake Rosholt Is Heavily Armed, Has Beer-Fetching Dog
If I were Jake Rosholt, I wouldn't much care if I won my UFC Ultimate Fight Night 17 bout with Alessio Sakara on Saturday. After all, I've got a beer-fetching dog! More »
