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more about #universityoftennessee more comments → ClickClickThud: "I don't know. I guess we'll wait and after we're not excited about a performance, we'll tell you Crompton had a yeast infection." more » Steve U: "I don't know. I guess we'll wait and after we're not excited about our election performance, we'll blame it on the Micks" -The Know-Nothing Party, ... more » sassydeerrun: "I don't know. I guess we'll wait and after we're not excited about a performance, we'll tell you everybody was sick."- Michael Irvin on DWTS more » Kid Canada: The last time a Lane took a shot like that, Fred Lane's wife went to prison. more » MattinglysSideburns: "I don't know. I guess we'll wait and after we're not excited about ratings, we'll blame it on Thicke." - Anonymous ABC executive prior to the fall of... more » RonZookonRedBull: I took the liberty of preparing a handy guide of disease excuses for Coach Kiffin for the rest of the season, in case he needs it: Ohio Bobcats -- Ca... more » Stev D: It wasn't a recruiting violation. So there's that. more » ClueHeywood: Kiffin then called bullshit on the stated reason for Magic Johnson abandoning his 1992 comeback attempt. more » J-No: I voted for people fucking on the front porch. I can see two guys kissing in any gay bar. But people fucking on the front porch, that is special. more » SavetoFavorites: So... Fritz is a Rocky Top, then? more » Clarence Rosario: Don't know if this counts as a tailgate experience but the next week after the game I was at a friends house party when these two people who had never... more » Clarence Rosario: That sousaphone really tied the room together. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Okay, so I am a homosexual liberal elitist who went to Harvard Well what the fuck am I supposed to do with this? more » Tracy Ham and Eggs: There is nothing wrong with drunkenly kissing another dude for shock value/humor to get them to stop messing with you. Hell, I gave a dude a hummer a... more » titansfan78: Im willing to pay a starred commentor money to promote one of my comments. more » -
#collegefootball
Lane Kiffin Just Can't Stop Himself From Being Himself
Urban Meyer tells media several players had the flu during their 23-13 victory over Tennessee. Lane's response. "I don't know. I guess we'll wait and after we're not excited about a performance, we'll tell you everybody was sick." [Tennessean viaTruthRumors] -
#failgate
Dude, You're Making Out With A Dude
Football season is upon us, which means that thousands of angry, horny, feisty pretend fans will converge upon this great nation's red cup-littered parking lots to participate in traditional tailgating revelry. These are not those stories. More » -
#bookexcerpts
Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: "On Rocky Top"
The mighty Clay Travis returns to the Muertospin to show off the Big Orange fruits of his labor. Read the excerpt, then buy "On Rocky Top", then chat with him down below.
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#duan
Layla Kiffin Bares Her Soul And More UT Recruiting Secrets
Knoxville media entities are aware of one way guaranteed to generate some interest from readers and viewers: Layla Kiffin overload. More » -
#lanekiffin
The Lane Kiffin Era Continues Its Inexorable Slide Into Craziness
At last spring football has arrived in fair Knoxville, which surely means that rookie coach Lane Kiffin can leave all those little distractions behind and get down to some straight-up coachin', right? Right? More » -
#lanekiffin
Layla Kiffin Is Turning Into A Very Popular Woman
Remember back when www.fireronzook.com was the height of internet genius? Now we've moved on to a coach's wife. And by we I mean anonymous internet web sites. In the wake of Lane Kifffin's introductory press conference, Layla Kiffin has received an ample amount of attention. How much? On Monday afternoon, one hour after the press conference, "Lane Kiffin's wife" was the number one most searched term on Google trends. What was number three? "Layla Kiffin." Many Vol fans wanted a coach who could win the press conference. Turns out we got a wife that could win the press conference instead. At least according to the folks behind iwoulddolaylakiffin.com More » -
