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more about #usc more comments → ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥: I couldn't be considered a sports fan by anyone's standards (I b.s.ed my way through writing a humorous sport column in college...... but whatever), b... more » Chris Hanson's Axe: I reeeeeeeally like that show. Hilarious. more » Bucket O' Hatorade: "That's no way to slice a throat.Amateur!You disgrace the Trojan name." OJ more » FlakJack: Pete Carroll was said to be extremely distraught when he learned the injured player was not Aaron Corp. more » starksgotejected: So a guy wearing overalls and a fur hat, a guy who looks like a leprechaun and some kid wearing mittens all think the guy wearing a vest is comedy gold? more » Silent Q: he continued to pound and hurl his somewhat empty beer cans with everything he had, miraculously not drawing the attention of cops who were patrolling... more » DougOLis: More importantly, why's there a leprechaun shitting next to vest dude in picture #3? more » BabaOje: If you have to tell me you have a reputation for something, its pretty safe to say that you don't have that reputation. more » jwaves2007: I call bullshit on #4. Western has never been nor will ever be a party school. It's in fucking Macomb. Then again the Illinois corn growers associa... more » Artie Fufkin: Clearly, the answer is #5. more » MadmanMundt: "Punched. A horse. In the face." Mongo parks wherever he likes. more » twoeightnine: Maybe everybody assumed this guy was not a Pats fan. Yes, because when I come across a douchebag in New England the first thing that I think is that... more » UpstateUnderdog: They hazed the shit out of that USC kid when they made him wear those shoes with those socks. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: The kid was 12! He could have gotten really drunk and puked! Hilarious! more » ScientificMapp: See my vest See my vest I chug a beer; you guess the rest Some guy will write the story Of how I puked all down my chest See my scarf? Covered with... more » -
#interviews
Nick Kroll On "The League," Fantasy Football, And How Chris "Mad Dog" Russo Is His Personal Cobain
FX's The League is TV's latest attempt to tickle the potbelly of the coveted "18-to-whatever male" demographic. The show centers on the friendships, relationships, and fantasy football league of a group of thirtysomething guys. Sound familiar? More » -
#collegefootball
USC Running Back In Horrific-Sounding Weight-Room Accident
"ESPN's Shell[e]y Smith is reporting USC RB Stafon Johnson has been taken to the hospital after a bar came down on his throat in the weight room. Johnson was coughing up blood." [CBS2] -
#failgate
The Legend Of The Vest
Football season is upon us, which means that thousands of angry, horny, feisty pretend fans will converge upon this great nation's red cup-littered parking lots to participate in traditional tailgating revelry. These are not those stories More » -
#collegefootball
We Didn't Have To Wait Long For USC's Meltdown This Year
Aaron Corp, the most hated man in University Park, shook off Saturday's abortion of a game by partying it up at a frat. Meanwhile, Pete Carroll's song of the day: "The Kids Aren't Alright." [Bleacher Report] -
#mediameltdowns
Jay Mariotti Thinks USC’s Freshman QB Is Totally Cute
It's not uncommon for sportswriters to have man-crushes on athletes, but when you lead with this Freudian slip, you're bound to raise some eyebrows: "The afternoon sun was orgasmic. … Yet nothing was more radiant than Matt Barkley's smile." More » -
#usc
USC Song Girls Do That Thing They Do That Makes People Happy
The lively boys at TrojanWire have cobbled together a tribute video to the world's most famous white-sweatered show ponies — with musical accompaniment by the Pixies — to celebrate the advent of Trojan season. [TrojanWire] -
#ncaa
USC Names O'Neill As Men's Basketball Coach
USC has hired Kevin O'Neill as their new men's basketball coach. It's not the best job in sports, but it's better than working for the Grizzlies. Just keep an eye on the petty cash. [ESPN] -
#collegefootball
Pete Carroll Just Doesn't Think Sanchez Going Pro Is A Good Idea Whatsoever
USC Coach Pete Carroll seems downright despondent over his starting quarterback heading to the NFL. More » -
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#collegefootball
Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke
Wake up, shitheads! Time for you to get up, swallow 15 Advil, put your pants back on, and stagger home like the dirty, filthy people you are. Here are the bowl games you’ll need to nurse that hangover…
