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more about #ussoccer more comments → kemperboyd: Why has noone mentioned that this is the Confederations Cup? It's basically a friendly tournament for the big teams. Only the small countries care abo... more » The Fan’s Attic: you mean like this? more » Karlifornia: If soccer wants attention, soccer should dye it's hair blonde and wear more low cut tops. more » Innings Eater: Most American soccer fans don't care if the sport ever reaches a wider audience. It's the people who keep shouting "Soccer will never be popular!" th... more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: With punctuation like that, "We On the Way" to a full cavity search at the airport. more » Kid Canada: This post is ripe for a great pyramid of comedy. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Looks like someone fell behind on his "English for cab drivers" videos. more » BruschisBrewsky: In all fairness, MC Hammer's 2 Legit 2 Quit was just released as a single last week in Egypt. He thinks this is how we talk. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: It's actually much funnier when written in heiroglyphics... more » the earl of weaver: Eh. I'd still take this guy over Weintraub. more » UkraineNotWeak: All of Italy is crying today. Then again, that happens every Monday. more » Gourmet Spud: Ha. Nice sign, genious. more » I Party With Smoot: As that sign also points out, Egypt is the bomb. more » Steve U: The Hejduk Incident So, Tom Clancy is branching out into sports novels now? more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: They wouldn't allow signs inside the arena so he had to write "Hi Mom! Send money!" on his finger. more » -
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How The U.S. Can Wipe The Floor With Brazil
Bob Bradley must be slightly busy right now trying to prepare his team to pull off another upset of a superior squad. Toilet-papering one of Brazil's finest is probably a strategy he hasn't considered. More » -
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The Other Wins That Were Supposed To Change U.S. Soccer
United States 2, Spain 0. "Probably the greatest victory" in U.S. Soccer history. History-making. The one that will change the future of soccer in the country, right? It can join the club. More » -
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Talk Like An Egyptian
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U.S. Soccer Fans Salute Their Neighbors To The South
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