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    Steve U: I hope they never put chess in the Olympics; it would totally be dominated by the Turks. [en.wikipedia.org] more »
    Stev D: Speaking from experience; huffing an entire can of Dust-Off will not only hinder your chess playing, but it will also cause you to say some very very ... more »
    Dany Heatley Speedwagon: So we should be searching for Bobby Fischer at Jose Canseco's house? more »
    Senators Lost Cojones: Caption: "Hey Boris, do you know what might make this more fun? CRACK!" more »
    Shakey: You fucking idiot, don't be pounding stuff with your hands! Got to keep the moneymakers healthy. more »
    ArkansasFred: How about just being plain old nutso? Worked well for Bobby Fischer. more »
    HitandRunMarshawnRun: He VANISHED into the coatroom, people! Would you reveal that drug!? more »
    Monchhichi: I bet he went home and smacked his bishop. more »
    Bobby Big Wheel: Cocaine really helps you train. You'd be surprised how much you can learn when you're wide awake 20 hours a day. more »
    Gourmet Spud: ...how the hell do you dope in chess? Shrooms, man. Do you have any idea how much easier that game is when the pieces tell you where to move them? more »
    Katni: "Besides ... how the hell do you dope in chess?" Ritalin. more »
    Matt_T: Besides ... how the hell do you dope in chess? Adderall, Ritalin... more »
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    Doping Scandal Threatens To Destroy The World Of ... Chess?

    Vassily Ivanchuk of the Ukraine is the third-ranked player in the world, but he faces a two-year ban from his game because he failed a drug test. A drug test. In chess. More »