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more about #visantheshiancoe more comments → Jen P: The long-ago Joselip Hanson video is still the closest I've come to watching internet porn at work. I vote yes. Hooray, dongs! more » Peter Cavan: WR dong seems like a one-year trend. I voted No. more » Kid Canada: Joselio was always my favourite Hanson brother. more » the earl of weaver: This does and does not fall under the category of low-hanging fruit. more » Bobby Big Wheel: If this meme gets in the DSHOF, it's only because of the crossover readers Moe brought to Deadspin. more » Bunkie Perkins: Dr. Manhatten urges you to vote yes. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: If we cant be known for our large black dicks, what CAN we be known for? more » Steve U: Yet another reason not to vote for Dykstra; it would render these dicks redundant. more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: I think it's time we cast our votes for the DHOFP and the P stands for PENIS!!! more » bizzo5000: Isn't this the lasting legacy of Deadspin? How could it not be hall worthy? more » Pornstars-for-Wilbon: You'd have to be nuts not to vote for this. more » Karlifornia: Orchard merely trying to show off his Hardware Supply more » ScientificMapp: If unnecessarily taking your pants off is considered "willing to go that extra mile," then call me Marco Polo. more » Quake 'n' Shake: While this is all well and good, I think we need more posts about Austrian Rules Football. What zany escapades has Robert Lunn been up to these past 2... more » David Hume: Tim Orchard: No twig, all berries. more » -
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Deadspin HOF Nominee: Crossing Pattern Dong
The Deadspin Hall of Fame is not just for individuals: It is for themes, for common bonds, for lasting memes ... for dongs. More » -
#australianrulesfootball
Australian Rules Football Finds Its Visanthe Shiancoe
How are Australian and American football different? Down Under, the ball is larger, the field is round, and the players don't wear helmets. Any similarities? Well, on both continents, footballers have no problem showing their wang on live TV. More » -
#nfldong
Zack And Shiancoe Make A Porno
You realize of course that this was inevitable: A Canoga Park, Calif., adult studio has made an "exclusive performance offer" to Minnesota Vikings tight end Visanthe Shiancoe, and already has a specific film project in mind.
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#visantheshiancoe
Shiancoe Speaks
"Shiancoe says that everyone calls him Shank. He said Dan could call him the "Junk man" if he wants to. Dan has a new one that he hopes to use on NBC on Sunday night: "The Equipment Manager." ' [Dan Patrick Show] -
#visantheshiancoe
Visanthe Shiancoe Becomes A Big, Bright, Shining Star
For the second Sunday this season I received a text message regarding an unlucky football player's unleashed member. Granted, KOGOD's "Locker room cock pic. Any thoughts?" message was less frantic than poor Tanner Cooley's after his brother's unfortunate slip-out, but it was still memorable in the sense that, yes, this type of last minute editorial vetting is what ultimately makes the job of "editor in chief" patently absurd, yet consistently amusing. And this time around, there was the added intrigue of a pesky NFL PR man insisting the revealing pic be removed: More »

