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more about #wallywallstreet more comments → Kid Canada: "Joe, they lost a million dollars of my money!" "That is a disgusting act!" more » Drew Magary: "The thing I liked about having a million dollars was that there were a million of them." more » MeSoHornsby: Because the stock market is no better than organized gambling I see what you did there. more » Texy: But what is his PECATO rating? more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: When asked for some advice on how to move on, Michael Kay told his colleague: Sssee Yaaa! more » Doyle McPoyle: The brokers were probably baseball fans and just instictively had him on mute. more » ClintonPortishead: Joe Morgan thinks his investments weren't consistent enough. more » Steve U: Good thing he didn't lose more, or else we would have had to put him on suicide squeeze watch. more » Weed Against Speed: Big deal. Jeanne Zelasko's investments tanked so badly she's been forced to turning tricks. Again. more » Jews For Purple Jesus: you can expect to see him sitting alongside the animatronic Joe Buck machine at the World Series for many, many, many, many, many years to come But i... more » Civil Negligence: Tim should have listed to Harry: with 20 hot dogs roughly equaling a nickel, his investment would have been much more secure in franks. more » ClintonPortishead: Thankfully McCarver will never go completely broke as he'll always have one Buck in his pocket. more » Civil Negligence: Mr. McCarver, a Mr. Nails for you on line one... more » FirstDerivative: That's what you get for listening to an animated robot for investment advice. more » Sports-Pun: God, his deposition would take hours.. more »
