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more about #warmachine more comments → Chamomiles Davis: I don't need your War Machine I don't need your gay bar scene more » David Hume: When asked why he chose the name "War Machine" Koppenhaver replied: "Just look at that thing! I really identify with it - can you imagine the damage... more » Weed Against Speed: ♪♪ I'm just a War Machine and I wanna say fuck an ESPN I'm just a War Machine...A gay bar loving fiend ♪♪ more » Jews For Purple Jesus: No wonder he hates Obama. How can a War Machine be destructive towards gays if there's a chance the "Ddon't Ask, Don't Tell" policy goes away? more » StuScott Booyahs: P.S.: Fuck an Obama, fuck a Disney, fuck an ESPN and fuck the Bellator Fighting Championship. He added: Fuck a Papa Doc, Fuck a clock, Fuck a trailer,... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Give the guy a break, he just changed his name to War Machine to get one of those sweet Blackwater jobs in Iraq. Times are tough people. more » ArkansasFred: Can MMA just go away now? For good. Please. more » David Hume: "You can go suck a fuck!" "Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?" more » André Roussimoff: If youre going to fuck an ESPN, Chris Berman asks that it be him. more » Doyle McPoyle: Fuck a Poppa Doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck EVERYBODY! more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I still think he should have gone with Remy Rifkin. more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: If you have your name legally changed to War Machine ..., perhaps you should stay out of gay bars. But "Whore Machine" is still perfectly acceptable. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: is that a "Where the Wild Thing Are" tattoo on his armpit? more » Hatey McLife: I'm not gay. No seriously. It's only gay if you push back. more » twoeightnine: Fuck a Disney? more » -
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War Machine Really Just A Misunderstood, Gentle Soul
If you have your name legally changed to War Machine (damn, I was gonna do that), perhaps you should stay out of gay bars. You're just asking for trouble. More »
