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more about #washingtonredskins more comments → Phintastic: "And we would have won some games too, if it wasn't for that meddling owner." #washingtonredskins more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Desperate Job Fans Export Angry Sign Holding Redskins How low the economy has made us sink. #washingtonredskins more » Karlifornia: In the south, the black hogettes have to drink from a separate trough. #washingtonredskins more » ScientificMapp: Yeah, Dan, you need to chire a new GM. Chire n. Old French To prepare for ruin; to torment for amusement more » formerly Chief Wahoo: Next set of outsourced signs: Please to help the Redskins be winning! #washingtonredskins more » ClintonPortishead: I believe that sign on the right was just recycled from the network's coverage of the Amistad trial. #washingtonredskins more » Jefferson Tardship: "Broncos and Steelers are the Monday Night game and the ESPN ticker just seriously said: "OUT: Ryan Clark (sickle cell trait)" so you know it weird ni... more » Bucket O' Hatorade: It was a nice run while it lasted,Saints. We should put all of that undefeated business behind us. #reversejinx #washingtonredskins more » SponsoredbyV8: These problems all started when they accepted those blankets from the Giants. #washingtonredskins more » UkraineNotWeak: OK. Which one of you regular Commenters is also posting under "I'm Ron Burgundy"? #washingtonredskins more » NordoftheBlings: Sterling's "Bag Mag" campaign is gaining momentum. The public hates to see an old man parted from his pet shark. #washingtonredskins more » Civil Negligence: I would paint "Fire Snyder" on my chest and go shirtless to the game. If Dan wants that sign gone, then it's a free t-shirt for this guy! #washingtonr... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Bag Craggs. -Everyone below the Mason-Dixon line. #washingtonredskins more » Blast it, Biggs: Next photo shows the trio pouring out some beer for the founder, who unfortunately used a plastic bag. #washingtonredskins more » MarkKelsosMigraine: If we really wanted to humiliate someone, we should organize a fight between Donald Sterling and Kimbo Slice. That old racist prick would take Kimbo a... more » -
#duan
Desperate Redskins Fans Export Angry Sign Holding Jobs
Since Generalissimo Snyder has banned all forms of public expression with his eyesight, Washington fans who wished to mock him were forced to drive to Atlanta just to put bags over their head and look sad. More » -
#nfl
Your Late Games Open Thread
No one disputes Dan Snyder's lack of football acumen, but John Riggins goes so far as to call him "a bad guy." While maybe not a war criminal, the Skins' season ought to be called the new Trail of Tears. -
#protests
What Terrible Football Organization Will You Be Protesting This Weekend?
Are you a football fan? Then there's a good chance your favorite team sucks. Sorry. But if you really want people to feel your pain, you'll organize some sort of protest of upper management, because that always makes things better. More » -
#watercoolerfodder
I Know It's Preseason, But — Le Moyne?
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#nfl
We've Got A Rogue Hogette On The Loose
You know about the Redskins' porcine cross-dressers' club. But did you know they're very exclusive? This is the strangest Redskins story you'll read all...day. Maybe. More » -
#duan
Danny Snyder Doesn't Like Your Heartfelt Signage
Dan Steinberg found this in a trash can outside FedEx Field, where pretty much every form of human expression has been banned. It's clear: Dan Snyder is just a moustache and a pogrom or two short of being Joseph Stalin. More » -
#nfl
Beer In The Bathroom: The Circle Of Life
Drew mentioned this earlier, but it bears further examination. The Redskins are selling beer in FedExField bathrooms? Holy crap, that's awesome. And unsanitary. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Humiliated Redskins Fan Spared Humiliating Death
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More » -
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#nfl
Boomer Promotes 'Breast Awareness Sunday'
I think Chris Berman might have left out a pretty crucial word in there somewhere. Oh well, the important thing is the awareness. And it's on display all over the league. More » -
#weekendwinner
The Detroit Lions Win The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like the Detroit Lions, who won the weekend by not being friends with Tom Cruise. Detroit City is fixed! More » -
#nfl
Dimwit Redskins Fans Don't Like Dimwit Who Called Them Dimwits
Today's idiotic Twitter war is brought to you by the Washington Redskins and their fans, who booed their own team during a less than inspiring 9-7 win over St. Louis, then were insulted by linebacker Robert Henson. Wait, who? More » -
#nfl
The Washington Redskins Will Sue Your Grandmother Into Bankruptcy
A recent Washington Post story mentioned that the Redskins have been suing season ticket holders who backed out of their onerous seat contracts. Apparently that story wasn't sad enough, so here's a picture of a crying grandma Daniel Snyder bankrupted. More » -
#nfl
Redskins Cut Out Middle Man, Sell Directly To Scalpers
Did I say "scalpers"? That's so politically incorrect! I meant that "brokers" are the ones allowed to buy blocks of tickets from that team with a racial slur nickname, instead of the fans on their notoriously long waiting list. More » -
#nfl
Chris Cooley Opens Up About Jim Zorn And Other Things
"He does not like short shorts; I was directly made aware of that. But it's not like he's a jerk about it. He'll just talk to you." [Washingtonian] -
#ballsdeep
Why Your Team Sucks: Washington Redskins
Some people are fans of the Washington Redskins and Chris Cooley's wife. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Washington Redskins. This 2009 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Betts, Bettis ... Whatever It Takes
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More » -
#nfl
Clinton Portis Was Just Experimenting With His Hair Color, Not Dudes, Thank You
The intrepid Dan Steinberg is once again wandering around Redskins training camp and in his quest for gold, he struck oil instead by tapping the fertile mind of Clinton Portis about that Sisquo hairstyle he sported earlier this offseason. More » -
#nfl
Albert Haynesworth Sued, But No Hard Feelings
The man injured in a car accident involving Albert Haynesworth is suing the Titans lineman for $7.5 million. "He's the man, but I'm still not mad. I don't have anything against him." [Tennessean] -
#nfl
Sports Feuds Used To Be Much More Macho Than This
Four of the most-loathed things in America (Missouri Tigers, Washington Redskins, sports radio, and Twitter) converge for an epic battle of (t)wits. Susskind and Hawking got nothing on Daniel and Dukes. [NBC Washington] -
#nfl
The Legendary Redskins Ticket "Waiting List" That Doesn't Exist
Dan Snyder likes to brag that the waiting list for Redskins season tickets has over 200,000 names on it. Then why is the team begging people who aren't on the list to buy seats? More »
