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more about #washingtonwizards more comments → Bobby Big Wheel: And now Antawn Jamison is clucking like a chicken. more » Tamara Tamtam Saniuk: WTF?! more » Prestige worldwide: oringinally, Stevenson wanted to get a tattoo of James Monroe, mainly due to his admiration of non-partisan spirit of political policies as a metaphor... more » Silent Q: Did you know that DeShawn Stevenson's secretary has a tattoo of Kennedy on her throat? Can't just be a coincidence... more » Steve U: Great. Now it's only a matter of time until Nic Cage discovers that the vein pattern on Stevenson's trachea is the only remaining map to the Lost Cit... more » RonZookonRedBull: DeShawn and Mr. Lincoln have a lot in common -- neither of them can finish a play. more » Silky John-STON!: OK, but the hairline crack tattoo on his forehead is pretty fucking aggressive/cool.* *no chance ever I would get one like it, but... yeah. more » Eamus Catuli: I think Abe Lincoln is used to being that close to another man's beard. more » ClueHeywood: He's a little too excited about Subway's Five Dollar Footlong. more » Hatey McLife: I'd be more concerned about Serena Williams' Mary Todd tat. more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: This is just his way of telling us he's going to play pro ball in Liberia for the rest of his life. more » Bobby Big Wheel: I thought that was Penny Hardaway for a second. more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: Ah, Never Nervous Pervis...the man who missed almost two full seasons after breaking his toe moving furniture. That feat will never be topped... more » NoPracticoBurress: TJ Singletary Drops Pants at Halftime to Make Point to 49ers [sports.espn.go.com] /end TJ...and no one cares about the Wiz anyway more » Stev D: There is a more than fair chance that the Wizards get overrun by the rowdy teens at Gallery Place. more » -
#nba
Gilbert Arenas Makes A Mockery Of Twitter
Agent Zero refuses to start Twittering until he has a million followers. Uh, Gil, that's not how you do it. Actually, you know what? Twitter's stupid and everyone on it is stupid and this will probably work. [DC Sports Bog] -
#nba
It's Business As Usual For Insane Wizards
Nick Young thinking he's James Brown. Mike James barking like a dog. The entire team Hula'ing invisible hoops. Yes, there was a hypnotist at training camp, but no one would be shocked if there hadn't been. [WaPo] -
#tattoos
A DeShawn Stevenson Divided Against Itself Cannot Stand
The Wizards guard spent the offseason getting a bizarre Abraham Lincoln tattoo on his neck. (It's like redefining the "neckbeard.") He also got a backward Pirates logo on his face. I'm sure it made sense at the time. [WashTimes/TruthAboutIt] -
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#nbaplayoffpreview
Washington Versus Cleveland: The "LeBron Gets Knocks Out In The First Round?!" Series
Over the next few days, Basket Bawful and Free Darko will be previewing each NBA Playoff series. Basket Bawful looks at the Eastern Conference today, finishing with the series between the Washington Wizards and the Cleveland Cavaliers, which begins Saturday. More » -
#ohthehumanity
Eddie Jordan Has A T-Shirt Gun! Look out! [DC Sports Bog]
