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more about #waynegretzky more comments → Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Nick Montana Driving > Nick Hogan Driving more » ClintonPortishead: Ron Pawlus Jr. is the next Nick Montana more » Jews For Purple Jesus: Is the cupcake scheduling a way to protect Nick Montana, a junior, from being pummeled by talented defensive lines? I know he wants no part of the O'... more » Artie Fufkin: Hey you guys remember that time Joe Montana hosted SNL? He had one sketch that ended with a masturbation joke. Also Charlie Weiss is fat. more » Phony Gwynn: Will Smith wasn't there Depressing dramas don't sell themselves, Rick. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Norm Chow is unemployed yet Dick Jauron continues to crush the collective will of a once proud rust belt region? /drinks another genny cream ale more » Doyle McPoyle: Now witness the awesome power of Scientology! more » Kid Canada: Nick Montana won't be watching the state championship game on TV. He'll be upstairs masturbating. more » Stev D: OK, Trey, your playbook contains a special appendix. It's a little script I wrote. And it would be perfect, and I mean capital 'P' perfect for your da... more » VTBen: After the game, Joe Montana celebrated by going home to his room and masturbating. more » Dead Wrestlers Society: Never mind about the defensive lines Joe, worry more about the Scientologists. more » formerly Chief Wahoo: I hear Johnny Utah's kid is better. more » Gourmet Spud: The kid's not looking to bother anybody. He just wants to go to Notre Dame and masturbate. more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: ... maybe Charlie Weiss can whip him into shape Just as soon as he whips up a hot fudge sundae...or three. And for the record, Charlie he sees nothing... more » MeSoHornsby: Charlie Weis is interested in whipping some cream, but not anything else. more » -
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Joe Montana's Offspring Will Pummel You, Take Your Lunch Money
Just because Oaks Christian High in Los Angeles never played a decently talented opponent this season is no reason to think that Nick Montana doesn't have a future as a quarterback. Or maybe it is. More » -
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Famous Oaks Christian Progeny Go For Title Tomorrow
Big game on Friday night in Westlake Village near Los Angeles, as Oaks Christian High (13-0) takes on visiting Gardena Serra (13-0) in the Northwest Division championship game. More » -
