The GTGs—also known as "Swaff" and "DBay"—have a leg up on Korn Fed Records as they have been renting Lamborghinis and rhyming things with "engineering" for well over a year now. I mean, not just anyone can sell MP3s on iTunes. (What's that? Anyone can sell MP3s on iTunes? Moving on then....)

So when you throw in the Oregon Duck Lovers, that's three of the 10 BCS teams that are formally represented by white rap groups. Four, if you want to count these Teboners. So are there any Buckeyes or Longhorns or Bearcats spitting hot fire out there? I'll acknowledge any and all claimants to the throne, but I swear, if there is a Boise State rap group out there I will hunt down Vanilla Ice and punch him in the knees.

THE GTGs - Music for the Georgia Tech Community [TheGTGS, videos on YouTube]
Tim Tebow Song [YouTube]
Earlier: Hawkeye Rappers Live Up To Every Iowa Stereotype Imaginable +
Oregon-Based Rappers Request Permission To Show You Their "O"

UPDATE: And here's the OSU entry.... Two bowls covered.

"I Love My Ducks" [@Yahoo!7 Video, via Duck Sports News via EDSBS]

You know who else is white? Larry Bird, the Pacers president and the whitest white boy of all time. In a league that is almost 90% non-white guys, Bird has assembled a roster that is 50% see-through and just drafted the whitest of white hopes, Tyler Hansborough. So what gives? Does Bird secretly have a thing for his pale brothers?

Red (Auerbach) never saw color. And I don't, either. I just pick them. If we hadn't taken Tyler Hansbrough, it would have been Ty Lawson. And if I could have gotten another pick (later in the first round), I would have taken Sam Young or Wayne Ellington."

So he's really just prejudiced in favor of Tar Heels? Anyway, Kravitz then points out that eight of Bird's 10 draft picks have been black and that he once famously said that he was insulted when teams tried to guard him with a white guy. So why would you even ask such a silly question?

In the end, it's not about black and white, but the bottom line is printed in black and white.

Wins and losses.

And nothing else matters.

Oh, so I guess he's not racist. He just loves to lose.

Bob Kravitz: Are Pacers too white? No, all Bird cares about are finding guys who can play [Indianapolis Star]

But just because it exists doesn't mean you have to make an award for it. Sure enough, though, Holiday Inn — the hotel chain that has decided you can inspire people to rent rooms with you by showing a bunch of idiots harassing Joe Buck — is sponsoring the Look Again Player Of The Year Award, which goes to "the role players who sacrifice for their team in often unrecognized effort."

Each team has a nominee — the Cardinals', obviously, is Eckstein — and when you look at the nominees, it's kind of shocking how blatant they really are. Every single one of them is a white guy. (You could make an exception for Jose Valentin, but we think the mustache makes up for it.) Seriously: It is, without question, a poll to choose your favorite white guy. Scott Proctor is a role player? Woody Williams?

We can't believe they went through with this. We're hoping for another poll, later this week, where fans can vote on their favorite lethargic Latino player, their favorite math-problem-solving Asian player and their favorite disinterested black player.

Look Again Player Of The Year Award [MLB.com]

(UPDATE: We hadn't seen this, but Fire Joe Morgan had a great take on this as well.)