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more about #whycantus more comments → Sigerson: yeah, this one is glorious in its stupidity and insipidness. more » André Roussimoff: You'd think the other fans at the Metrodome would warn him about leaving your wife unattended at a football game. more » Chamomiles Davis: Hey, blame the guy who made the sign: more » MattinglysSideburns: Geez, the next time this guy makes a sign, he should really Take It Easy. more » Matt_T: Don't mention TampaThey'll just know all the rest more » Civil Negligence: That sign is almost as bad as bum rape. more » UkraineNotWeak: If they had lost, she was going to the Emergency Room. more » ClintonPortishead: My best guess is that his wife would have some sort of connect to an Eagles SB Ticket (in Tampa) and should the Eagles make it there, she'll be attend... more » Artie Fufkin: Maybe it's not unfurled all the way. If the Philadelphia .... the NFCThen Myself and my ....! more » Weed Against Speed: Maybe it's a tribute to Henny Youngman. more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Tampa Baykake? more » UkraineNotWeak: It must be South Philly street slang for oral sex. "Oh man, the wife really went to Tampa last night." more » shea_guevara: I love how every single person in the picture--including other Eagles fans and the guy holding the sign--look as if they have no clue what the sign me... more » Steve U: Given Tampa's location on a map of the United States, this must be a sexual metaphor. more » UkraineNotWeak: "Buzzsaw Wins, Will Leaves Brooklyn" more » -
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