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more about #winterolympics more comments → DennyCrane: I'm sorry; I have to. #olympictorchrelay more » Steve U: BREAKING: World Anti-Doping Agency reports that Canadian torch-bearing sled dogs have tested positive for abnormal quantities of Canine Growth Hormon... more » Bobby Big Wheel: I would have chosen a different Foreigner song for a story about Canada. #olympictorchrelay more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: [goes to address bar] [types: urbandictionary.com] [clicks add] [types in word field: dog sledding] [types in definition field: having sex with Canadi... more » Civil Negligence: On the sled: native son of Canada, Alan Thicke. #olympictorchrelay more » Kid Canada: On a related note, did you know that Canada is really fucking big? The country itself ain't the only thing that's really fucking big, my man. I'm re... more » AzureTexan: Re: photo Isn't that Sarah Palin and her four apostles? #olympictorchrelay more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Stephen's a DS commenter too? #stephencolbert more » Kid Canada: It still tragically involves a lot of Canadians," Colbert said. "It's kind of unseemly how many Canadians I'm going to have to be dealing with. Just ... more » Enrico Campitelli Jr.: I think you're pretty off on your In Rainbows point: "While exact figures have not yet been released, Warner Chappell confirmed that "Radiohead made ... more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Vancouver, On The Rocks Aint no surprise? more » Hatey McLife: I haven't seen this much media coverage of ice, since I moved out of Antwerp. more » David Hume: This time of year, its favored role is usually the one it plays at the bottom of a glass. Way to advertise that you guzzle cleaning fluid, guy. more » Stev D: Vancouver better figure this out. In two weeks I start shooting a movie about a guy who wastes ice. more » MattinglysSideburns: Duane Chapman thinks Vancouver should forget about the ice and turn to Christ, brah. more » -
#wakeupdeadspin
No, Vancouver Is The Other Way!
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#speedskating
Niche Sport Gets Basic Cable Benefactor
Desperately in need of cash, the U.S. speedskating team has turned to that living embodiment of everything that is right and good about America: Stephen Colbert. More » -
#olympics
You Have Less Than A Decade To Learn How To Curl
Only three cities—Munich, Germany; Annecy, France; and Pyeongchang, South Korea—have applied to host the 2018 Winter Olympics. Guess no one wants all those snowboarders taking all their weed. [AP] -
#mediameltdowns
Vancouver, On The Rocks
John Branch of The New York Times filed not one, but two stories about ice this weekend. Apparently, the Winter Olympics needs a lot of it, and not just in their Scotch. [NYT] -
#calebcampbell
Caleb Campbell Gives Bobsledding A Shot
Remember Caleb Campbell—the former Army Cadet who was drafted by, but not allowed to play for, the Detroit Lions? Boy, did that guy dodge a bullet! Okay, maybe that was a bad metaphor. More » -
#curling
Fine, If You Insist, Here's Your Post About Curling
Let's take a break from all this college basketball "madness" and talk about what's really on your mind. That's right—let's talk about curling. More » -
