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more about #womenssoccer more comments → Hit Bull Win Steak: I tried coming full circle once. Always came out more like an elipse though... more » Chamomiles Davis: "Next stop, Hollywood!" Pfft. That's not how you spell Playboy. more » titansfan78: "She has watched the video a handful of times and does not recognize herself pulling down Brigham Young’s Kassidy Shumway, Lambert said. "I look at... more » chicago1: That NYT photo has been played with--how is it that her right hand is in-focus and her left out-of-of-focus...I'm making the call that she isn't nearl... more » Stev D: My intention was to send that text message to Marion Ross. Mea culpa. more » ThePriceofEggsinMalta: Ah, very good, we've finally reached the point in this story's development where we all shake our heads because the collective "they" overreacted to a... more » Stev D: Relax lady. If this was England, you would have already been beheaded by the Emperor. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Fuck that, I'm still on Team Jacob. #omg! more » MarkKelsosMigraine: New Mexico?? What the hell is that? Are you a state or a country? Make up your mind! more » UkraineNotWeak: If this was the early 60s, her next stop would be the leader of Phil Spector Girls group. more » A Duck With a Lisp: Lambert said she was shaken and appalled by some of the responses she received in e-mail messages, telephone messages and on blogs, ... and one sugges... more » Phintastic: Lambert went on to explain that she just hates Mormons. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Don't Worry Baby, I'm not a weirdo. more » roland_t_flakfizer: Hey, I'm just happy to have her working on Windows 7. (No, they will not pay your rent.) more » AzureTexan: If you kind of unfocus your eyes, it looks like she's suckling a very large pink bunny through her form-fitting shirt. more » -
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Elizabeth Lambert Comes Full Circle
New Mexico roughhouser Elizabeth Lambert has done it all—she beat up a chick on television, became a national pariah, then a cautionary tale, and now has a soft-focus mea culpa in The New York Times. Next stop: Hollywood! More » -
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Media Continues Psycho-Social Deconstruction Of Elizabeth Lambert, Chick Fights
""Video of the incident has spurred a national debate about sportsmanship, gender roles, double standards regarding aggressiveness and news media coverage and the sexualized portrayal of female athletes." Don't forget Freudian photos of women giving birth to soccer balls. [NYTimes] -
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Elizabeth Lambert Is Now America's Greatest Villain
The internet is both titillated and enraged (pretty standard for the internet, actually) over the video of an angelic young soccer player nearly decapitating her opponent via ponytail yanking. But does she deserve your scorn or your pity? More » -
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Okay, I'll Be The One To Say It...This Is Hot
BYU and New Mexico had one ofthe onlythe chippiest women's soccer games you'll ever see. More » -
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Player-Coach Leads Team To Championship While Pregnant
Sky Blue FC won the first Women's Professional Soccer League championship last weekend, but didn't find out until the champagne celebration that their coach-slash-captain, Christie Rampone, is three months pregnant. No, she didn't play barefoot. More » -
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I Got Sol But I'm Not A Soldier
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More » -
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Feds Seize Brandi Chastain's Bra, Demand Ransom
If you want to see the bra alive again, leave $250 in unmarked bills at the enclosed location. No tricks. Bra will be shipped within 5-7 business days. More » -
