Deadspin 
Enter your username and password.
-
more about #woodypaige more comments → UkraineNotWeak: "Where the old black women at?" #espn more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: Who does Woody Paige have to fuck to fuck Jemele Hill's grandma? #espn more » Weed Against Speed: Eh, I'd hit it. In this instance, I'm referring to Woody Paige. Then back up to make sure the job was done. #espn more » Karlifornia: "Fuck off, Paige. She's mine." -Thomas Jefferson #espn more » Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Gary Bettman just offered Shanahan another $7m to be the first American to talk about the NHL publicly. more » Hatey McLife: Glad to see Shanahan get his priorities straight. Spurrier never let his coaching job interfere with his golf game. more » StuScott Booyahs: The city of Chicago is seeking a similar deal with Jay Mariotti. more » Kid Canada: Mike Shanahan Shuts His Mouth, Knows His Role ...and quietly watches the Broncos hit Rock Bottom. more » Civil Negligence: Woody Paige reports—seriously, he actually reported it! I think you mean he heard someone say it on Around the Horn and he simply repeated it. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I have a book of McDonalds coupons which may or may not be expired which I will give to Woody Paige, if he'll stop talking. more » -
#mediameltdowns
Woody Paige Must Have Missed The Meeting
Jemele Hill graduated from "Cold Pizza" to "Around The Horn" today—her first appearance on the show—and Woody Paige wasted no time in making an inappropriate overture to her grandmother. Smooth. [Video via ESPN] -
#nfl
Mike Shanahan Shuts His Mouth, Knows His Role
Mike Shanahan will be the highest paid coach in the NFL this season, provided he doesn't actually coach anybody. Or talk to anybody. Yes, getting fired from a high-paying job is great work if you can get it. More » -
