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more about #worldcup more comments → Ailatan: The US has a definite chance in that group. Things might get tricky afterwards... Germany seems to be the best in group D more » Clarence Rosario: I can't wait until this all devolves into a cheeky faceoff between Mike Skinner and Jay Z. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: And an American actor is playing Sherlock Holmes! So NYAAA!!!! Wait, Batman is British now?? FUCK!!! more » Silky John-STON!: Becks and Landycakes then called each other pussies... but since everyone agrees with both of them, that didn't add much to the fire. more » MattinglysSideburns: Yanks a lot! Fab draw glee Did Rick Reilly write this? more » AzureTexan: More than anything, I look forward to an entire week of "Fox & Friends" discovering that the Brits call it "football." more » Phintastic: I just sent my British friend a nasty message on Facebook! more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: I'm envisioning a Falkland War kind of thing: The British will go on to battle Argentina and we'll ignore it altogether from the sidelines. more » Barry Lutz: Do we still have Pele? more » Stev D: Time to start the trash talk! The Manic Street Preachers are not good! more » DirkToberFest: To show my support for the US against England, tonight I will traveling to Trenton so I can find drunk Hessians and repeatedly club them over the head... more » Bobby Big Wheel: The game will probably play out like the War of 1812, with the U.S. scoring a meaningless goal during stoppage time. more » Steve U: I don't know. Given the history involved, it might be difficult for the Americans not to be impressed by the British. more » timmyintransit: Clint Dempsey: "At least we have Dentists" more » norbizness: The Brits will be undone by their insistence on marching in strict formation down the pitch, only to be thwarted by the guerrilla tactics of the coons... more » -
#worldcup
English-American Alliance To Be Torn Asunder By Soccer
World Cup 2010 is going to be the Revolution and 1812 rolled into one and deep fried, only like....10,000 times more awesomer. Uncle Sam should lend-lease England a couple extra butts, so there's even more limey arse to kick! More » -
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2010 Fifa World Cup Draw
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#wakeupdeadspin
Is The Big Ten The Best Hoops Conference?
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Maradona Tells His Critics To "Suck It", Also "Keep On Sucking it"
Argentina's greatest soccer hero has caught a lot of flack since taking over the national team and leading them almost nowhere. But after dramatically securing a last-minute World Cup berth, he let loose with an epic kiss-my-ass tirade. More » -
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Your U.S.A. vs. Mexico Open Live Thread Thingy
Fire up, gringos! It's like the original Mexican-American War, only with less malaria. The winner gets to punch Lou Dobbs in the face; loser gets to keep Texas. Olé your brains out in comments. More » -
#confederationscup
The Tiny Plastic Horn That Will Ruin The World Cup
If you've watched the Confederations Cup, you have no doubt been annoyed by the mysterious buzzing sound that drowns out even the TV announcers. Well, get used to it, because that sound will haunt you throughout next year's World Cup. More » -
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How Do Iranian Soccer Players Protest? Very Carefully
Iran's soccer team may have found it difficult to concentrate on their World Cup qualifying match in South Korea today, since their country is, you know, engulfed in the cleansing flames of democratic awakening. More » -
