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more about #worldfuckingchampions more comments → Greek McPapadopoulos: Won't Kid Canada be at the Pearl Jam show? You'd think maybe for one of these he'd have an extra ticket. It's either that or bump off my friend, fel... more » Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: No more failgate?!? But I never got to submit my story. Here we go . . . One time, my buddy got soooo drunk. He puked ALL over the place. It was ... more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Mr. Cool ICE got his tattoos removed? #worldfuckingchampions more » Karlifornia: Can we get someone from Waxing Off to send in a FAILgate story? I want to see something like: "So I said, 'Self, do I wring the vomit out of my hair ... more » UkraineNotWeak: So did the guy show up at the stadium without a shirt or did he take it off for the fight? #worldfuckingchampions more » ScientificMapp: Oh yeah, the Locust Bar. There's been a lot of buzz about that place. #worldfuckingchampions more » ClickClickThud: Judging by the mugshot... I'm holding out for Obstructed View. #worldfuckingchampions more » Clarence Rosario: 43-year-old Susan Finkelstein, of the 900 block of St. Bernard Street in Philadelphia Gregg Doyel writes for myfoxphilly.com? more » Chamomiles Davis: For the record I've made the same offer. If any of you would like to get ravaged by a two-inch Irish cock in exchange for Game 3 tickets, give me a ca... more » UkraineNotWeak: I wonder what she'll offer to be her lawyer.? #worldfuckingchampions more » Weed Against Speed: Laugh all you want. She could parlay this incident into becoming the next Sarah Spain. more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: I have tickets, and I've been looking for someone to drug, kidnap, and deliver January Jones to my basement den of love. Everyone wins! #worldfuckingc... more » MattinglysSideburns: To be fair, Nancy Travis hasn't gotten a lot of work since Three Men & a Little Lady. #worldfuckingchampions more » twoeightnine: Diehard Phillies fan--gorgeous tall buxom blonde. So the women pictured was the pimp right? #worldfuckingchampions more » David Hume: She looks like the kind of Mom who hates it when her son only picks up enough blow to get himself high. #worldfuckingchampions more » -
#duan
Fight For Your Right To Fight
Interesting couple weeks around these parts. The distractions are so prevalent that it's easy to forget that, lo, your team is in the World Series. More » -
#worldseries
Phillies Female Fan Offers Sexual Favors In Exchange For WS Tickets
These stories seem to pop up every year, most of them on Craig's List ads. It figures a Phillies fan would be the one who actually gets busted for it. Come on, Mom! [PhillyBurbs, MyFoxPhilly] -
#nlcs
And Let's Just Watch This One More Time...
Even after watching this (literally) 12 times last night, I still can't get enough of it. SBNation had this vid up pretty early so we'll give those lovable bastards the nod. More » -
#duan
The Philadelphia Phillies Look Toward October Once Again
The post-WFC comedown has clearly not affected this Fightins' fan, who still has the Zook-like intensity of a man still thirsting for a championship. If the Phillies win tonight, they'll have clinched the NL East for the third straight year. More » -
#philadelphiaphillies
Brett Myers Just Can't Stop Being An A-Hole
The Phillies cantankerous pitcher Brett Myers is attempting to bounce back this season to inject life into the team's depleted bullpen, but first he has to let his eye socket heal after it landed on a fist. More » -
#mlb
Petey Throws Five Innings Of Slop For The Win
It wasn't pretty, or inspiring, but he did end up with the win. And Charlie Manuel used the hillbilly logic to monitor his new, old pitcher: "Five innings and he was ready to be got." [Philly.com] -
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#mlbtradedeadline
Phillies Still Dawdling On Halladay, Just In Case Happ Or Drabek Is Next Halladay And Not Next Mike Grace
The Phillies were all but guaranteed to land the Greatest Pitcher Ever at some point this weekend, but Blue Jays' GM J.P. Ricciardi's now justifiably hard-balling. Impasse! More » -
#mlb
Pedro Martinez: Philadelphia Phillies
Level of excitement had this happened in 2004: 9. Level of excitement in 2009: 4. Still? Number of red Martinez jersey-shirts sold at Modell's over the weekend?: 8,016 [Cherry Hill Courier Post/PHOTO: EveryJoe] -
#colehamels
Cole Hamels Is Very Secure In His Masculinity, Thank You
One fan was mortified to find out the Phillies pitcher's mode of pet transport: the dreaded tiny dog backpack. [Yellaphant] -
#raulibanez
Raul Ibanez Has A Few Things To Get Off His Chest
The 37-year-old Phillies left fielder, who's having a remarkable Ted Williams-like season, has discovered his success will bring out the skeptics and the awful PED rumor-mongering. He addressed those non-believers who question his body's legitimacy. More » -
#philadelphiaphillies
An Action-Packed Evening In Philadelphia With Exploding Faces And Slippery Chases
Cole Hamels finally gets a win. Werth hits a homer that smacks a lady in the face. A kid ran onto the field. At the end of it all — still first place. [The700Level] -
#duan
And The Fun Starts Tonight
Mets fans, welcome back to Citizens Bank Park. Tonight is the first game of our meaningless little rivalry that seems to bring out the free-swingers in all of us. First up, El Gonzo, from Philly.com More » -
#philadelphiaphillies
It's Back To Reality
So Brett Myers did his usual opening day routine to sour the flag-hoisting ceremony at CBP. On a positive note, it took 20 minutes before the first boo. Still champions. [Philly.com] -
#mlb
Good Things About Houston: Geoff Geary (And His Fiancée) Probably Won't Get Assaulted
Geoff Geary was (briefly) a serviceable bullpen arm for the Phillies, but the poor guy's confidence just went to shit. Luckily, The Fightins traded him for Brad Lidge and the rest is World Fucking History. More » -
#whimsy
Pat Burrell's Vaunted Bat May Actually Be Made Of Maple, Porn Star Says
No idea who Sophia Rossi is, but she's apparently slept with a lot of people. Like Tommy Lee, for instance. Oh, and ex-Phillie (sniffle) Pat Burrell, who she wasn't too impressed with. More » -
#colehamels
Cole Hamels Should Really Not Let His Wife Speak In Public
The Philadelphia Phillies' ace and his wife, former"Survivor" temptress, Heidi Strobel, have decided to use their good fortune and popularity to add the latest Hollywood accessory to their young family: AIDS orphans. More » -
#mlb
J.C. Romero Rises Up For [Dumb] Puerto Ricans Everywhere
This proves that J.C. Romero's hyper-excitement on the mound is not something manufactured just for his relief appearances. More »
