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more about #worldseries more comments → DirkToberFest: Yankees win first World Series in 10 years after committing nearly three-quarters of a billion dollars to players who will be past their primes when t... more » Durr T. Sanchez: Moving on the floor now babe you're a bird of paradise Cherry ice cream smile I suppose it's very nice With a step to your left and a flick to the rig... more » Steve U: Agreed, enough with the pop psychology. A-Rod could really use a trained psychiatrist - someone like Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan. #alexrodriguez more » Lionel Osbourne: Not pictured: the gun A-Rod used to kill Thomas Ince. #alexrodriguez more » SavetoFavorites: Don't forget the "Magic Vagina" theory. Why, since being with her, Owen Wilson has survived a brush with death, Lance Armstrong has taken part in majo... more » Tiger_Tanaka: YAWN. Enjoying a breakfast of fresh babies and cash. Then calling back all your best players who have told us how badly they want to play here. Lunch ... more » the earl of weaver: It should be required that that one pedestrian always be Tim McCarver. #joegirardi more » UkraineNotWeak: Unlike in Philly, the car was not flipped over and burning. #joegirardi more » Steve U: each World Series winner is specifically granted the right to run over one pedestrian, no questions asked. Thank God the Cardinals were knocked earl... more » Phintastic: What year did Rebecca Gayheart win a world series? #joegirardi more » StuScott Booyahs: Girardi finally earned his First Aid merit badge. #joegirardi more » crazyjoedavola: A-Rod misunderstood the rule, and killed a drifter to get an erection. #joegirardi more » Stev D: "...and away I JOE!!! #joegirardi more » MattinglysSideburns: "...even though each World Series winner is specifically granted the right to run over one pedestrian, no questions asked" This certainly will ease t... more » AzureTexan: Meanwhile, back in L.A., Joe Torre called Shia LaBeouf to see if he was OK. more » -
#joetorre
Joe Torre Is Happy For The Yankees - No, Really
Given his acrimonious exit as Yankees manager, one would suspect that Joe Torre would be a bit bitter about the Yankees winning the World Series. Nope. Not at all. In fact, he's as pleased as punch - or something. More » -
#duan
The Pop-Psychologizing Of Alex Rodriguez Will Never End
A-Rod finished the postseason with a .365/.500/.808 line. Apparently, this had nothing to do with his being a wonderful ballplayer and everything to do with personal transformation, moral courage and self-actualization. Meet your 2009 playoffs MVP: Freakin' Jonathan Livingston Seagull. More » -
#worldseries
Joe Girardi Helps Car Crash Victim On Way From Game 6
Driving home from Yankee Stadium last night, drunk with power (and champagne!), Girardi stopped to help an accident victim, even though each World Series winner is specifically granted the right to run over one pedestrian, no questions asked. [LoHud/Slanch] -
#worldseries
Chip Caray Surrenders His Crown To Chris Rose As The Most Loathed Broadcaster In Baseball
And so these playoffs end much as they began: with people on the Internet calling a broadcaster a "total ass whip." Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Chris Rose. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Sadly, All The Clever Headline Writers Were At The Game
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#mlb
It Never Gets Old
So they spent more money than anyone else. So they didn't have to wait as long as anyone else. Ask us fans if it feels any less amazing. It doesn't. -
#duan
Important Baseball Game Not Involving The Red Sox Still Somehow All About The Red Sox
Shocking development, via Dan Shaughnessy: The ongoing longitudinal study of narcissistic personality disorder known as Red Sox Nation has somehow contrived to turn Game 6 of a Phillies-Yankees World Series into a drama centering on ... Red Sox Nation More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Tells Us Something We Don't Know, Anonymous Sign Maker
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#duan
World Series Open Thread: It's Always Poultry In Philadelphia
We (most likely) bid farewell to the 2009 season with this absurd tableau of a gentleman in a chicken suit, a sad Tigger and a clutch of Citizens Bank Park security guards, beseeching them to kindly settle the fuck down. More » -
#oops
Another Macy's Miracle
This full-page ad for Phillies championship gear is apparently running in the Philadelphia Inquirer today (Update: They're awfully sorry!) even after the marketing director specifically said "Tegucigalpa Daily News." Even Brad Lidge can't save this disaster. [PhillyTalk] -
#weekendwinner
Alex Rodriguez Wins The Weekend (Again)
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Alex Rodriguez, who won the weekend by pretty much just owning these playoffs. He's like some amazing mythical creature! More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Return Of The "Rock N' Roll" Tongue Bath
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#mlb
David Wells Thinks The People Of Philadelphia Are A Bunch Of Meanie-Weenies
Geez, I guess they'll let anyone write for the New York Post. David Wells, in a column I would describe as "portly," because, well, for no reason, shares some of his experiences interacting with the wonderful, friendly people from Philadelphia. More » -
#duan
Fight For Your Right To Fight
Interesting couple weeks around these parts. The distractions are so prevalent that it's easy to forget that, lo, your team is in the World Series. More » -
#mlb
Another Rough Night For The Umpires
The World Series umpires managed to botch two double play calls in back-to-back innings last night leaving fans to once again wonder if a trained beagle couldn't do a better job refereeing playoff baseball games. More » -
#mlb
Phillies Fans Have Something To Smile About — Free Booze!
Champagne's not just for winners anymore. Maybe that's why Pedro left the game with a poop-eating grin. More » -
#duan
World Series, Game Two: Can't Find A Better Yankee?
Pearl Jam is spending this week in residence at the Spectrum and conveniently offering "ring girl" updates for grungy Phillies fans who temporarily chose rock over baseball. Sell outs. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Phillies Steal Game One (Robble, Robble)
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#duan
2009 World Series, Game One: It Begins
It's time to start the Greatest World Series Matchup Ever Imagined. Unless you hate the Yankees. Or the Phillies. Or Derek Jeter. Or if you're from Cleveland. But everyone else is going to love it. More » -
#mediameltdowns
A Breakdown Of Feigned Rivalry
It's been two whole news cycles since we found out the World Series matchup. Time for every paper in each city to take childish potshots at the other side. More »
