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more about #yankeestadium more comments → Kid Canada: Ahhh SkyDome, from being the world's most advanced stadium in 1991 to being too irrelevant for a Why Your Stadium Sucks feature in 2009. #whyyourstadi... more » Clarence Rosario: Congratulations, Yankees. You updated your stadium from 1970-ish to 1995. #whyyourstadiumsucks more » Pesti-Esti: Hey, those are nice seats Michael S. is sitting in. Hey Mike, Tommy thinks you are representative of everything that is wrong in the world. #whyyours... more » HurtsSoGood: I was never inside Fake Yankee Stadium, but I did do a drive-by once. It looks like something Albert Speer might have designed for his buddy Adolf. #... more » ScientificMapp: Hey John Pastier, nobody likes a name-dropper. I learned that at age 17, when I was attending the rival high school of that from which Jon Hamm gradua... more » eric_forman1: Yankee Stadium is almost worth it - tickets are way too much though. I spent too much the two times I went this year. $50 a pop for tickets by the fou... more » formerly Chief Wahoo: Another reason Yankee Stadium sucks: I went on the opening weekend to see them play the Tribe. Opening weekend of the brand new stadium, and a beaut... more » murphy_17: hey - that Beers of the World stand is actually my favorite concession area. never a line and $9 gets you Blue Moon instead of warm piss. more » starksgotejected: Jeez, the Yankees even big time you with their haters. For other stadiums it's just some drunk college kid who had a bad time in the nosebleeds one g... more » Phintastic: the attention paid to the construction of the bleacher areas is an insult to those fans that cannot afford the pricey seats. What do you expect? The... more » ClintonPortishead: It's just a block quote, Tommy. It won't give you love. #whyyourstadiumsucks more » Karlifornia: This man violently shoved my brother back and threatened that if he touched him again, he would punch my brother in the face "Dads need to try using... more » AzureTexan: As a lifelong Texan, I'll say right here that the reason Yankee Stadium sucks is because the Yankees play in it. Later this weekend, when I'm eating a... more » Bucket O' Hatorade: And Hakeem Nicks just put the cherry on a big shit sundae fantasy-wise. My opponent also had Carson Palmer and Purple Jesus. more » UkraineNotWeak: Damn!!! Leon Washington broke his leg. Probably out for the remainder of the season. #newyorkyankees more » -
#whyyourstadiumsucks
Why Your Stadium Sucks: Yankee Stadium
This is a weekly feature in which I (and maybe you, too, readers) detail the various reasons for hating your ballpark. This week: Yankee Fucking Stadium. More » -
#duan
Do You Believe In Omens?
If you do, I hope you're not a Yankee fan like me. Because the cracks are starting to show. More » -
#announcements
Why Your "Why Your Stadium Sucks" Feature Sucks
The Yankee Stadium installment of Why Asymmetrical Outfields/HOK/Public Financing/Privately Controlled Means Of Production/George Will Sucks will run sometime next week, just in time for an Angels-Phillies World Series. Keep sending me your stories: craggs@deadspin.com. -
#collegefootball
Report: Notre Dame Will Play Army At Yankee Stadium In History's Most Insufferable Football Game
Pat Forde's reporting that the Fighting Irish will take on the Black Knights in 2010 at Versailles-on-the-Harlem, reviving a longstanding New York tradition of Irish people fighting the Army that dates all the way back to the Draft Riots. [ESPN] -
#yankeestadium
Yankees Will Deign To Respect Our Civil Liberties
Bradford Campeau-Laurion — the guy who was drummed out of Yankee Stadium for trying to tinkle during the Yankees' seventh-inning tribute to compelled patriotism, the playing of "God Bless America" — has settled his lawsuit against the team and city. More » -
#tigerwoods
Tiger Woods Calls Yankee Stadium Tickets "Overpriced"
This just might be the boldest political stance he's ever taken. He's also "no fan of the h1n1 virus" and thought The Hangover was "funny". Oh, and he's +1 today and tied for the lead at the AT&T National. More » -
#yankeestadium
Yankee Stadium Homer Surge: Don't Blame The Weather, Say Weathermen
Everyone has a theory about the new, homerific Yankee Stadium — even meteorologists, who seem almost offended by the suggestion that the weather is to blame. Now, the weathermen have come to a conclusion: "Walls," they say, "not weather." More » -
#yankeestadium
The New York Times Somehow Finds A Silly Reason To Loathe Yankee Stadium
Leave it to the Times — the publisher's kid, no less — to come up with one of the dumber reasons to hate the infinitely hateable Yankee Stadium: The kiddies can't get autographs anymore! More » -
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#chrisberman
"No Clowns Allowed Beyond This Point"
The new Yankee Stadium security measures are terribly draconian — unless, of course, you're Chris Berman, the newly appointed ringleader of the circus. More » -
#yankeestadium
Yankee Stadium Threatening To Get 100 Percent More Insufferable
Great news! The most obnoxiously self-indulgent team in college football wants to join forces with the most obnoxiously self-indulgent team in baseball. Yes, folks: Notre Dame wants to play football in shiny new Yankee Stadium. More » -
#yankeestadium
Even On Their Special Day, NYU Grads Aren't Allowed To Soil Yankee Stadium's Legends Suite
Meet your NYU Class of 2009:the smelly riff-raff. Do we know if the Yankees have hired snipers to keep the Legends Suite safe from the non-black AmEx-ers? [Subway Chatter] -
#yankeestadium
Yankee Stadium Doesn't Want Any Of You Smelly Riff-Raff Troubling The Rich Folk
If you want a human face to put on the new, already-insufferable Yankee Stadium, you'll find none better than the smirking man at left. Meet Lonn Trost, a man of lordly disdain for the not-rich. More » -
#moneymoneymoney
Yankee Fans Should Relocate To Safeco Field
If you want to watch the Mariners play the Yankees up close, it's cheaper to fly to Seattle and spend an entire weekend, then buy two front-row seats at Yankee Stadium. [Kottke] -
#newyorkyankees
The New Yankee Stadium: Where Apt Metaphors Are In Abundance
The fancy-pants stadium seats aren't selling. Fans are pissed . The A-Rod mess. 0-5 against the Sox. And now, fans are doing flying kicks. This is the 2009 Yankees season so far. More » -
#mlb
Yankees Reduce Prices From "Highway Robbery" To "Alleyway Mugging"
Have you heard about this NEW Yankee Stadium? It's just like the old one—only 14 times more expensive. So how do you sell $2,500-a-game tickets? Charge the bargain-basement price of $1,250! More » -
#yankeestadium
On Juiced Balls and Homer-Happy Yankee Stadium
Earlier today, Ryan Garko sent an A.J. Burnett fastball in the direction of Bear Mountain, the 19th homer in four games at the giant ATM known as Yankee Stadium. Is this "Coors Field East"?
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#mlb
'God Bless America' Guy Decides To Sue Yankees
Patriotism taken to horrifying extremes, or a rogue fan intent on mocking decent society? Yankees fan Bradford Campeau-Laurion has his side of the story, the cops have theirs. Now, a court will decide. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Hey, Those Seats In The New Yankee Stadium Look Comfortable
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More »
