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more about #yourmorningvideowakeupcall more comments → UkraineNotWeak: Tom Landry use to have to choke a bitch a day in order to get off. more » Chamomiles Davis: As if I didn't hate the Cowboys enough. more » MattinglysSideburns: Spank Rock was a Cowboy? more » Weed Against Speed: "Your holiday gimmicks have become stupid And tiresome. Now is the time during my press conference where we dance!" more » Weed Against Speed: ""Santa Claus?! Don't talk about Santa Claus! Are you kidding me? Santa Claus?! I'm just hoping we don't get coal in our stockings!" - Jim Mora, Chris... more » Chamomiles Davis: We know how to deal with Santa in Philly. /obligatory cheap reference to 40-year-old incident more » Magnakai Haaskivi: This is nothing; a few years ago there was an incident where Joey Porter saw the guy changing into the suit and found out that Santa wasn't real. more » Weed Against Speed: Steely McBeam likes the cut of Santa's jib. more » UkraineNotWeak: The last Santa who did this Bill Cowher was cut up and buried in several places in the Allegheny Mountains. more » Chad Sexington a/k/a CW: So it's come to this, Balls Mahoney? more » MarkKelsosMigraine: You think that's a big deal? Chuck Noll slaughtered a reindeer in front of the press and feasted on its still beating heart. more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: Andy Reid was just practicing for his new gig... more » Gourmet Spud: Oh, the Steelers will still allow visits from Santa. Just not from ones that are painfully unfunny. more » UkraineNotWeak: Making way for the mandatory Omar Epps jokes. more » Sigerson: Joe Theisman says "Color me impressed". more » -
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Happy Holidays From The 1986 Dallas Cowboys
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Mike Tomlin Thinks Your Holiday Gimmicks Are Stupid And Tiresome
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Jeff Garcia Gets Rattled (and Bloodied) By The Rush
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The Pigeon Had It Coming
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Charles Barkley Apologizes For Speaking The Truth
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Stephon Marbury Just Can't Stop Smiling, Making Knicks Uncomfortable
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Buzzer-Beaters Of The Gods ... Plus, Post-Game Microphone Carnage
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Antonio Pierce Has Got Those Hands That Feel
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Michael Wilbon Just Can't Contain His Kinkyness Anymore
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World, Meet Barry Sanders, Jr.
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Here Comes The Bull...Whee!
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Antonio Bryant's Left Hand Can Snatch Eagles From The Sky
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Matthew Berry, Daytime Thespian, Talks Dirty To Diamonds
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Layla Kiffin Is Even More Stunning When She's Moving
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Sean Avery's Infamous Sloppy Second Interview
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Drew Rosenhaus Is A Master At The Art of Circumlocution
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Boom Goes The Dynamite, As They Say
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