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    pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: Goddammit - why is Central breaking out gold jerseys for the first time tonight? WEAR THE JERSEYS THAT GOT YA THERE fuck. more »
    UkraineNotWeak: From: Savage, JohnSubject: Re: Myth-BustedTo: xxxxxxxxxDate: Tuesday, November 18, 2008, 12:17 AM Go root for the Viet Cong. -F#&* you- more »
    Slothrop: From: Hicks, Dante To: Management, Quik-Stop RE: The locks Bunch of fucking savages in this town. Go root around for a locksmith's number. more »
    PQ Crash: From: Savage, Macho Subject: Re: Elizabeth To: Luger, Lex Go root for the Reaper -F##### more »
    formerly Chief Wahoo: Phil Savage did have an amazing draft picking up Joe Thomas and Brady Quinn, but he also screwed up so awfully deciding to sign DA to a big contract, ... more »
    Bearcat44: Dan Savage wants to tell Phil Savage, the homophobic Seahawks fan and Michael (Weiner) Savage to go fuck themselves but not Rick Savage. more »
    HoneyNutTheriot: From: Savage, BenSubject: Re: Boy Meets WorldTo: xxxxxxxDate: Tuesday, November 18, 2008, 12:17 AM Go root for Topanga-f#@* you- more »
    FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: Based on that picture I'm betting that Phil went to Princeton and wears Topsiders. He also enjoys crabcakes a little too much. more »
    Adonis: Interesting how Daulerio put "professional" in quotation marks... I like the quotation marks, but I might have gone with "boner-for-Linda-Cohn-having ... more »
    Slothrop: Did he get a free bowl of soup with that shirt? more »
    Steve U: This is bullshit. Andy Reid never responded to any of those videos I used to send him in which footage of his "Clock Management Decision Face" is dis... more »
    MattinglysSideburns: To be fair, the original e-mail wasn't printed in its entirety. The part where the fan wrote about how shitty The Da Vinci Code was and how he didn't ... more »
    Gourmet Spud: As a person who gets tons of nasty email... Those pictures were supposed to be a birthday present! And I'm sorry, but this is the body God gave me. more »
    UkraineNotWeak: The Moddell Family really hates Cleveland. more »
    Sports-Pun: Phil should've just texted the guy a riddle about sheep tails not being legs, instead. more »