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more about #zackgreinke more comments → Kid Canada: That's not actually how you do the Shocker. #zackgreinke more » Milbury, Rolling the Dice: He's peaked! Trade him, Moore! TRADE HIM!! #zackgreinke more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Brian Cashman congratulated Greinke by sending him a Yankee uniform in a package labeled "Do Not Open Until 2012." #zackgreinke more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Jeter. #zackgreinke more » UkraineNotWeak: Curt Schilling still believes he was robbed. #zackgreinke more » SomewhereOverDwayneBowe: This reminds me of the time Kirby Puckett won the AL Cy Clops award. #zackgreinke more » Phintastic: When reached for comment, Zack just shrugged his shoulders and silently wept. #zackgreinke more » EsotericPopCulturePun: fucking shit. 4 Jeter jokes already? I got nothing. #zackgreinke more » David Hume: Shocker: Zack Greinke has contributed approximately 1/3 of the material on the Post Secret website. #zackgreinke more » 100percentinjuryrate: Wait, how did Derek Jeter not win this? He's easily as deserving of this award as he is of his four Gold Gloves. #zackgreinke more » Hatey McLife: It's Zack Greinke by a landslide A similar thing will be said about Manny Pacquiao's election results, and where he voted. #zackgreinke more » the earl of weaver: Shocker: make sure you give your girl a head's up first. #zackgreinke more » DirkToberFest: Tommy, I know you're a trendsetter and all, but I'm not sure I can turn a girl on by saying, "AL's Best Pitcher Wins Cy Young." #zackgreinke more » UkraineNotWeak: Who knew they were remaking Brewster's Millions. more » Chuck Knoblockhead: This is the worst betting decision since Barney took five slaps at any time over ten right away. more » -
#mlb
Shocker: AL's Best Pitcher Wins AL Cy Young
It's Zack Greinke by a landslide, which means the Internet won't have the pleasure of yelling at wrongheaded baseball writers until Thursday, when they snub Tim Lincecum. [BBWAA] -
#watercoolerfodder
Teams Giving Refunds For Poor Play Could Bankrupt American Sports
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#gambling
Great Moments In Gambling: Cleveland Seagulls Cost Man His House
Betting on a mid-June AL Central baseball game seems like a brilliant path to financial freedom, but believe it or not, there are dangers. Like a flock of birds attacking Coco Crisp and costing you a $38,000 payday. More » -
#injuries
A Gallery Of Other Recent Athletes Whose Heads Weren't Right
As we noted last week — and The New York Times observed Sunday — more and more athletes are reportedly suffering from mental issues.
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#mlb
Real Men Swing Pink Bats
MLB is breaking out pink bats again in honor of Mother's Day and to support breast cancer awareness. To promote early screening, doctors will be giving a lifetime of free mammograms to Arod and Manny. More » -
#zackgreinke
Meet The Woman Who Saved Zack Greinke From Himself
Her name is Emily Kuchar. She is engaged to Greinke. According to him, she's the cool, refreshing Peach Daiquiri that keeps the Greinke crazy straw stirring. [MLB.com] -
#mlb
Catch A Ride On The Greinke Train
Look, we're all friends here. You've got certain feelings inside you and you're not sure how to deal with them, but it's okay to talk about it—you kinda want to hump Zack Greinke, don't you? More » -
#mlb
Stinky Jinx Makes Greinke Cranky
Zack Greinke makes the cover of Sports Illustrated (the first Royal in 16 years) and promptly loses his 43-inning scoreless streak. I thought this guy was great at overcoming obstacles or something. [FantasyPros911] -
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#zackgreinke
Zack Greinke Also Overcame Some Debilitating Personal Problems, Too
The media was in love with Josh Hamilton's comeback story from drug abuse — but why no such support for Greinke overcoming his depression? [Sharapova's Thigh]
