Plane Flying Above Penn State Warns: "Take Down The Statue Or We Will"

Several tipsters have sent us pictures of a plane currently flying over State College with an ominous banner in tow. It offers PSU an ultimatum, take down the statue of child-rape enabler Joe Paterno that stands outside Beaver Stadium, or we'll do it ourselves. » 7/17/12 12:35pm 7/17/12 12:35pm

For Some Strange Reason, Penn State Is Now Worried About Fundraising

December is the month for giving, and Penn State officials are humping the phones trying to persuade donors to keep the cheese flowing in the wake of the Jerry Sandusky scandal. Doesn't look good so far: "[M]ore than a dozen people who had planned to leave an inheritance to the school have changed their wills to… » 12/02/11 12:15pm 12/02/11 12:15pm

Penn State Recently Bought Four .XXX Domain Names, Should Have Bought…

Visionaries at Penn State snatched up four .xxx domain names for the school this September, according to The Daily Collegian. New .xxx URLs go on sale to the public next week, but trademark owners like PSU got a chance to lock down their porn names early so as to prevent any scuzzing up of their brands. Wouldn't want… » 12/01/11 12:20pm 12/01/11 12:20pm

My Second Mile: How I Grew Up With The Now-Doomed Organization

I was a Second Mile kid. Now that the organization I grew up with, founded by disgraced Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky, is likely to fold, I want to write an obituary for the program as most of us knew it. » 11/30/11 4:35pm 11/30/11 4:35pm

Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke

Wake up, shitheads! Time for you to get up, swallow 15 Advil, put your pants back on, and stagger home like the dirty, filthy people you are. Here are the bowl games you’ll need to nurse that hangover… » 1/01/09 11:00am 1/01/09 11:00am