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    Charles Barkley Apologizes For Speaking The Truth

    Michael Wilbon Just Can't Contain His Kinkyness Anymore

    Pardon The Interruption...In My Pants!

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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    12/18/08

    In reply to Charles Barkley Apologizes For Speaking The Truth
    Thanks Charles.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/18/08

    In reply to Charles Barkley Apologizes For Speaking The Truth
    "I sincerely apologize to Mr. Chizik and the Chizik family for letting the world know that even that guy from the Punk'd show that's banging Demi Moore would have been a better hire as Auburn's football coach than the guy they did hire."
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    12/18/08

    In reply to Charles Barkley Apologizes For Speaking The Truth
    Wilbon then attempted to get Charles to confirm rumors that he is Tiger's new swing coach.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    12/18/08

    In reply to Charles Barkley Apologizes For Speaking The Truth
    The Round Mound of Sound.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/18/08

    In reply to Charles Barkley Apologizes For Speaking The Truth
    Charles appears to be distracted by something off-camera to his left. Buffet table?
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/18/08

    @Weed Against Speed: Craps table?
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    Image of MikeStantonWalkOffBalk MikeStantonWalkOffBalk
    12/12/08

    In reply to Michael Wilbon Just Can't Contain His Kinkyness Anymore
    I don't see what the big deal is about threesomes. Why, I just had one with Bianca Wilfork and Nightmare Ant the other night.


    /has several STD's

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/12/08

    @MikeStantonWalkOffBalk: I believe just you and Bianca Wilfork would count as a threesome.
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    12/12/08

    In reply to Michael Wilbon Just Can't Contain His Kinkyness Anymore
    Wilbon: Threesomes keep it interesting, but don't get too kinky and watch out for poopknuckleheads.
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    Image of WhoDoYouKnowHere WhoDoYouKnowHere
    12/12/08

    In reply to Michael Wilbon Just Can't Contain His Kinkyness Anymore
    Actually, they aren't really married. Shelden walked out during the ceremony when he found out that it was sponsored by Geico.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/12/08

    @WhoDoYouKnowHere: Or when Candace Parker learned about his kidnapping of Princess Peach.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/12/08

    In reply to Michael Wilbon Just Can't Contain His Kinkyness Anymore
    I know how I feel about Wilbon, and this latest news isn't surprising in the least, not to me. Whether this incident is or isn't random, Wilbon grew up in a sexual world, embraced it, claimed it, loved to run in it and refused to divorce himself from it. He ain't the first and won't be the last. We have no idea what happened, or if what we know now will be revised later. It's sad, yes, but hardly surprising.
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    Image of Phony Gwynn Phony Gwynn
    12/12/08

    In reply to Michael Wilbon Just Can't Contain His Kinkyness Anymore
    Shelden Williams' idea of a threesome is a woolly mammoth and a saber-toothed tiger.
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/12/08

    In reply to Michael Wilbon Just Can't Contain His Kinkyness Anymore
    Updated Candace Parker Secret Lover's Kill List:


    1. Shelden Williams
    2. Kobe Bryant
    3. Michael Wilbon

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    Image of Paul Pierced Luol's Deng Paul Pierced Luol's Deng
    12/12/08

    @Candace Parker Secret Lover: How are you holding up?
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/12/08

    @Paul Pierced Luol's Deng: Deep breaths, deeps breaths. I don't think I'll be able to do any work for the rest of the day. Not because of Wilbon...just because I'm lazy and easily distracted.
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    Image of Nationalcoholic Nationalcoholic
    12/12/08

    @Candace Parker Secret Lover: How are those TPS reports coming?


    Weren't you already getting a talking to from your boss over internet usage? Do not get fired. Not now. Not over Deadspin.

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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/12/08

    @Nationalcoholic: Ha...I've figured out a way to see when he's around using some reflective windows. He hasn't caught me once today...yet.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    12/12/08

    In reply to Michael Wilbon Just Can't Contain His Kinkyness Anymore
    Mrs. Wilbon is a lucky, lucky woman.


    If he's talking about threesomes with Sheldon Williams, you and I have a very different definition of "lucky".

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    Image of Roto_Tudor Roto_Tudor
    12/12/08

    In reply to Michael Wilbon Just Can't Contain His Kinkyness Anymore
    CLEAN-UP ON AISLE CANDACE-PARKER-SECRET-LOVER!!
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/12/08

    @Roto_Tudor: Apologies for the late arrival...I needed a few minutes to calm myself. I'm okay now, thanks for asking.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/12/08

    In reply to Michael Wilbon Just Can't Contain His Kinkyness Anymore
    All threesomes with Wilbon involve Charles Barkley.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    12/12/08

    In reply to Michael Wilbon Just Can't Contain His Kinkyness Anymore
    You don't think they keep Reali around for his penmanship, do you?
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    12/12/08

    @Gourmet Spud: They do keep him around for his penis man-ship.
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