Happiness Is An Enormous Bird

Public transportation is a wonderful thing; a cheap way of getting from A to B if you're not in all that much of a hurry, with the added benefit of the entire world on display for you at any given moment. Sometimes you see a homeless woman hunched over the newspapers she is obsessively shredding, sometimes you walk… » 9/23/12 9:35am 9/23/12 9:35am

Today In "Bus Driver Gets Stabbed By Masturbating Passenger" News

"Authorities say the driver was picking up passengers at the Silver Spring station when he was told by several patrons that a man in the back of the bus had exposed himself and was masturbating. The driver asked the man to stop. As the bus approached the Wheaton station, police say the man got into a confrontation… » 10/11/11 11:00pm 10/11/11 11:00pm