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    Why Your Team Sucks: New Orleans Saints

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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    08/19/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: New Orleans Saints
    And also Tom Dempoey. Who the hell did that half-footed fuck think he was? That couldnt have been legal kicking like that. It's like arm-wrestling with a prosthetic. YOU CANT WIN!
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    08/19/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: New Orleans Saints
    While I'm sure the town of New Orleans is lovely, it bears total responsibility for any co-opted Southern Gothic kitsch now permeating the American landscape.

    Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and give that one a pass if it means that I get to see more of Anna Paquin's boobs.
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    Image of Drew Magary Drew Magary
    08/19/09

    @Clarence Rosario: That's more than fair.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    08/19/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: New Orleans Saints
    Their fans are now wearing reusable grocery bags on their heads.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    08/19/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: New Orleans Saints
    Clearly, Luna Lovegood never should've left Hogwarts.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    08/19/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: New Orleans Saints
    Can you buy Dixie beer at Saints games? If so it would be another reason why the Saints suck.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    08/19/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: New Orleans Saints
    While I'm sure the town of New Orleans is lovely...

    I feel the same way, but maybe it's because my only visit there followed a two month stay in a Port-au-Prince jail.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    08/19/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: New Orleans Saints
    I'll throw any good material into the post and give you proper credit.

    Bonus points if the story involves someone shitting their pants.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    08/19/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: New Orleans Saints
    There's no way that the ghost of Mina Brees doesn't push one or two key field goals wide right this season.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    08/19/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: New Orleans Saints
    I bet Thomas can't wait to get traded out of New Orleans so he can go back to being called "Peter"
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    08/19/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: New Orleans Saints
    I haven't seen a red snapper mistreated like that since I was on tour with Led Zeppelin.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    08/19/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: +1
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    Image of Tracy Ham and Eggs Tracy Ham and Eggs
    08/19/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: Whoosh, Woosh, Woosh, Woosh.

    /one handed slow clap

    (I was gonna edit this out, but decided to leave it,since Im a giant moron)
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    08/19/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: Don't forget about "Wheel of Fish."
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    Image of Mordochronic Mordochronic
    07/23/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti On Erin Andrews, AutoSummarized
    Is that a record for rhetorical questions in one article?
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    07/23/09

    @Mordochronic:

    Maybe in an article not written by Bill Plaschke.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    07/23/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti On Erin Andrews, AutoSummarized
    I prefer to read Mariotti's column using Auto-Tune:

    I WRITE A COLUMN!
    I WRITE A COLUMN!
    EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME, 'CAUSE I WRITE A SPORTS COLUMN!
    I WRITE A COLUMN!
    I WRITE A COLUMN!
    TAKE A GOOD HARD READ AT MY MOTHERFUCKING COLUMN!
    I'M ON TV ANNNND
    I AM A DOUCHE ANNNND
    DON'T MISS AROUND THE HORN ON ESPNNNN...
     Reply
    Edited by Kid Canada at 07/23/09 2:07 PM Kid Canada was starred Kid Canada was unstarred
    Image of ClickClickThud ClickClickThud
    07/23/09

    @Kid Canada: Let's take that down to 1%:

    I'M ON TV ANNNND
    I AM A DOUCHE
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    Image of Tiger_Tanaka Tiger_Tanaka
    07/23/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti On Erin Andrews, AutoSummarized
    The great thing about him is that he remains a douchebag at any word count. That always shines through.
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    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    07/23/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti On Erin Andrews, AutoSummarized
    Only douche to rewrite history without a pen/No byline anymore let the screed begin…

    Death of Autosummarize - Jay-M
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    Image of Katni Katni
    07/23/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti On Erin Andrews, AutoSummarized
    Shows how behind the times YOU are, Craggs. Kids these days only plagiarize Wikipedia.
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