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    New Mouth Guard Is Effective, And Most Importantly, Stylish
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    Image of AuthenticDEEE AuthenticDEEE
    04/24/09

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    I better not start seeing cataract glasses in the outfield!
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    04/24/09

    @AuthenticDEEE: But doctor, I drive a Rincoln.
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    04/24/09

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    "I think we all know that this will never really catch on until Alyssa Milano starts using one."


    I believe the model she endorses is called "Your team's starting pitcher's dick."

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/24/09

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    Byrnes then allowed Makkar to relieve that pinched nerve with an "internal back massage".
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/24/09

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    I think we all know that this will never really catch on until Alyssa Milano starts using one.


    I guess we won't be seeing any Trojan ads on the outfield walls anytime soon, then.

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    04/24/09

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    I never thought "hamstring" had potential for use as a humorous euphemism until saw my cat get an erection.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/24/09

    @David Hume:


    Where did she get it?

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    04/24/09

    @Hatey McLife: The kitchen, the bedroom a couple times, the broom closet at least once and I'm guessing, right up on the sink in the bathroom. Although, it could be that the Softsoap dispenser is leaking, can't be sure.


    I knew that bacon-flavored Cialis would be trouble.

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/24/09

    @David Hume:


    I heard Lilly and bbqaddicts.com are suing over the term "bacon explosion."

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    Image of Her? Her?
    04/24/09

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    Hey, those of use who grind our teeth at night can appreciate a good mouth guard. Dental nerds unite!
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    04/24/09

    @Her?: So that's what Jim Rome meant. He's a Dentite!
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    04/24/09

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    So THAT's where I left my retainer.
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    Image of Paper Cut Paper Cut
    04/24/09

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    Have we not learned purple is an evil color.


    Purple People Eater
    Purple Nurple


    and of course the dreaded, Purple Prose.

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    04/24/09

    @Paper Cut: Purple Haze and Purple Jesus would like a word with you, sir.
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    04/24/09

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    That's one stylish softball jersey he's wearing in that photo, too.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    04/24/09

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    "I originally started wearing it because our trainers thought it could possibly help my hamstring," the Diamondbacks outfielder said.


    I thought Dr. Leo Spaceman practiced in New York City.

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