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    Titans Cheerleader Will Reanimate Your Lifeless Tissue
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/08/09

    In reply to Titans Cheerleader Will Reanimate Your Lifeless Tissue
    also a full-time molecular neuroscience researcher


    This is why Kurt Warner refused to sign with the Titans.

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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    01/08/09

    In reply to Titans Cheerleader Will Reanimate Your Lifeless Tissue
    Alright, who rhinestoned her stomach?
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/08/09

    In reply to Titans Cheerleader Will Reanimate Your Lifeless Tissue
    When she talks about using the post-mortem brain tissue of Alzheimer's patients to test how they react to certain medications, Melissa's blue eyes sparkle like her diamond-studded earring and blindingly white teeth.


    Whenever I get involved with post-mortem brain tissue, I get ordered to put my pants back on and get the hell out of the mortuary before they call the cops.

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    01/08/09

    @Weed Against Speed: the cemetery is too much work, eh?
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    01/08/09

    @Juancho: Aaaand the Ed Gein/serial killer discussion from today's Jamboroo comes full circle.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    01/08/09

    In reply to Titans Cheerleader Will Reanimate Your Lifeless Tissue
    Ha! I create cDNA all the time for gene expression and go unnoticed by Deadspin! Oh right, I don't have tits.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    01/08/09

    In reply to Titans Cheerleader Will Reanimate Your Lifeless Tissue
    So unfair. When I guillotine rodents at my job, I get reported to HR. Pretty girls get away with everything.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    01/08/09

    In reply to Titans Cheerleader Will Reanimate Your Lifeless Tissue
    Whoa, Photoshop-riffic job. Give me that schoolteacher from the Eagles over this girl, any day.
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    Image of MitchKayak MitchKayak
    01/08/09

    In reply to Titans Cheerleader Will Reanimate Your Lifeless Tissue
    So Vince Young has Alzheimer's? Makes sense.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    01/08/09

    In reply to Titans Cheerleader Will Reanimate Your Lifeless Tissue
    Even a blind squirrel finds a nut from time to time.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    01/08/09

    In reply to Titans Cheerleader Will Reanimate Your Lifeless Tissue
    While other Titans cheerleaders are mulling the advantages of calfskin vs. vinyl...


    Just take the f'ing pill already.

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    Image of Katni Katni
    01/08/09

    In reply to Titans Cheerleader Will Reanimate Your Lifeless Tissue
    Sheesh. Don't you think the Quantitative Real Time PCR tag has worn out its welcome?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    01/08/09

    @Katni: I expect it to make a comeback when scientists finally use genetic testing to demonstrate that Shelden Williams is our first contact with extraterrestrial life.
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    01/08/09

    I don't know if I would trust Shelden's genetics.


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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    01/08/09

    In reply to Titans Cheerleader Will Reanimate Your Lifeless Tissue
    I'd match her base pair.
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    01/08/09

    @Steve_U: I'd unzip her genes.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    01/08/09

    @Steve_U: +1 no chromo
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    Image of lecoqsportif lecoqsportif
    01/08/09

    @Steve_U: I'd let her handle my pipette
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    Image of Ted Striker Ted Striker
    01/08/09

    @Steve_U:


    She can isolate my RNA any time.

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    Image of ClickClickThud ClickClickThud
    01/08/09

    @Ted Striker: That works better when the donor sample is still warm, right?
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    01/08/09

    In reply to Titans Cheerleader Will Reanimate Your Lifeless Tissue
    As a researcher for brown bag science, I'm going to need to keep Melissa overnight for observation.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/08/09

    In reply to Titans Cheerleader Will Reanimate Your Lifeless Tissue
    The 23-year-old New Orleans native recently graduated with a Bachelors in Neuroscience from Vanderbilt.


    Gloria, right?

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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    01/08/09

    In reply to Titans Cheerleader Will Reanimate Your Lifeless Tissue
    Titans Cheerleader Will Reanimate Your Lifeless Tissue


    I just throw them in the trash afterwards, but I'm all for recycling...

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    01/08/09

    @Candace Parker Secret Lover: +1
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    Image of ChuckKnoblauchThrowingError ChuckKnoblauchThrowingError
    01/08/09

    In reply to Titans Cheerleader Will Reanimate Your Lifeless Tissue
    Melissa Hodges is not only a Tennessee Titans cheerleader, but she's also a full-time molecular neuroscience researcher at Vanderbilt University.


    I knew there had to be some explanation for her face.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    01/08/09

    @Chuck Knoblauch Throwing Error: Seriously, I thought that was "Madam", the puppet from "Solid Gold".
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