That guy from Korea is a military operative posing as a journalist looking to gain information about the "nuclear explosion" in your pants after fig consumption.
There was a small group of girls in my high school class (like everyone else's) that was the social elite - the four hottest, most popular girls. I went to a small high school for "high achievers" so even the hot girls were smart. Out of this group, I had my personal favourite. Always wanted to hook up with her, she was always seeing someone, not sure I was in her league anyway but held out hope.
Anyway, our graduating class went on a camping trip. These four girls (naturally) share a tent. At breakfast after the first night I'm chatting with one of them about how their night went, and she mentions to me that the girl I like just farted all night long to the point they had to open the tent to let the air out. Just devastating.
@Kid Canada: Come on, don't be squeamish. I thought the true measure of how hot a chick is is that you would either suck a fart out of her ass, or eat her ass after a 5-day camping trip. Or at least that's what the raunchy Judd Apatow comedies tell me.
Why is it that EVERY ranting internet commenter has ODDLY placed capitalizations, slashes, and onomatopoeia? Boo! I mean I am so SICK of reading longwinded and nonsensical rants/comments/emails that I really might just go "POP!" Do they ALL go to some special school for this or something? YIKES!
@David Hume: That is actually a model of what the ship will look like for the upcoming sequel, Fantastic Voyage II: Into Racquel Welch's Frigid Hoo-Hoo.
Ericsson had surgery at 3:30 in the afternoon, but still made it to Joe Louis for the 7:30 puck drop, where he watched the game comfortably from a hospital bed they had wheeled into the executive suite.
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I can't believe there were no deleted scenes from the MPP.
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You work at the same company as Woody Paige and Skip Bayless. There is no rock bottom for you.
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He obviously didn't work on the "Who's More Now" or "Titletown USA" segments.
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Anyway, our graduating class went on a camping trip. These four girls (naturally) share a tent. At breakfast after the first night I'm chatting with one of them about how their night went, and she mentions to me that the girl I like just farted all night long to the point they had to open the tent to let the air out. Just devastating.
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Why you put pee pee in my Coke?
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