Um, Someone Tell The Italian Sausage That He's Doing It Wrong

rickchand — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:45:44 EDT

Hey, they told me that there would be no food allowed on the ski lift. Thank you Home Run Derby, for making us laugh at costumed baseball mascots attempting winter sports once again.

That's just impressive. As a former collegiate mascot, I can tell you that it's tough enough to just walk around in a 6′6″ costume without stepping on a bunch of grade-schoolers. Let alone ski down a mountain.

More photos here, including a sad, sad wipeout by the hot dog.

The Milwaukee Racing Sausages Can Ski! [Home Run Derby]

You Should See The Portion Of The Costume That Fell Off During Mile 3

rickchand — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 12:35:35 EDT

If you like marathons, and AJ Daulerio, then feast on this! It's from the Chicago Marathon, via 100 Percent Injury Rate, who got it from some site called Avant/Chicago. The funny part is that when you go there, it's all normal, bland photos of people running, until you trip over this one.

One thing is clear: The time of the racing sausage is finished. Racing testicles are now the rage. Look for the Brewers to make the switch for next season.

UPDATE: Kissing Suzy Kolber was also there, and apparently there was a giant running lung.

Tuesday Links Of Testicular Fortitude [100 Percent Injury Rate]
Avant/Chicago
A Runner Who The Race Outran [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

Deadspin: racing sausages

Um, Someone Tell The Italian Sausage That He's Doing It Wrong

You Should See The Portion Of The Costume That Fell Off During Mile 3