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    Jeff Jagodzinski Has Not Had A Good Year
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    09/03/09

    In reply to Jeff Jagodzinski Has Not Had A Good Year
    What a jagoff.
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    09/03/09

    @PatienceofaSaint: Dude, c'mon.
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    09/03/09

    In reply to Jeff Jagodzinski Has Not Had A Good Year
    Luke is way better. Should be the starter, but he's not black enough.
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    09/03/09

    @AtwaterAlucard: You should have a star, but you're not funny enough. Ninjas?
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    09/03/09

    @AtwaterAlucard: The juxtaposition of your stellar user name and inane comment has left me bewildered.
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    09/03/09

    @AtwaterAlucard: Yeesh.
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    09/03/09

    In reply to Jeff Jagodzinski Has Not Had A Good Year
    Jagodzinski is the kind of guy who's wife divorced him because she found out he was dropping half his monthly take-home on Lexie, the smoking hot, Friday night, champagne room only stripper. Except as soon as he's lost his MILFy hot (albeit somewhat prudish Catholic) wife, he realizes that he never really had a shot in hell of actually bedding Lexie, who (believe it or not) was only nice to him because he was essentially paying her monthly rent and the lease on her Mitsubishi Eclipse convertible.
    Downtrodden, he jumps at his next option, who is Montana, the happy hour stripper with assymmetrical breast implants and a small, but noticeable C-Section scar. Sure, Montana actually gives him a handy in the back once or twice, but then, before he ever to poke her well-worn baby chute, she dumps him and tells the bouncer to never let him back in the club because he tried to stick his thumb in her ass.
    Now he's left with nothing, longing to cuddle with the wife he neglected.

    I mean, I've seen it a hundred times.
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    09/03/09

    In reply to Jeff Jagodzinski Has Not Had A Good Year
    At least he can eat solid foods.

    -Randy Hanson
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    Silent Q promoted this comment TimCouchFanatic was starred TimCouchFanatic was unstarred
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    09/03/09

    @TimCouchFanatic:

    And he can walk.

    - Rich Behm
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    09/03/09

    In reply to Jeff Jagodzinski Has Not Had A Good Year
    I guess Jag: Season 2 just isn't worth renting.
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    09/03/09

    In reply to Jeff Jagodzinski Has Not Had A Good Year
    At first, it wasn't unusual that Coach Jagodzinski held the trophy like a baby, but then he tried to get it to latch onto his nipples to nurse.
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    09/03/09

    In reply to Jeff Jagodzinski Has Not Had A Good Year
    Now Olson has his job, so we know who won that battle.

    This is similar to the power struggle behind the scenes of Full House when Bob Saget was stripped of his executive producer credit and it was given to a toddler.
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    09/03/09

    In reply to Jeff Jagodzinski Has Not Had A Good Year
    Jagodzinski can now work on his pet project of sending a rocket to the sun at night.
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    09/03/09

    In reply to Jeff Jagodzinski Has Not Had A Good Year
    His "playbook" was nothing but take-out menus from area restaurants.
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    09/03/09

    @Stev D: When asked what was in his briefcase, he responded, "Crackers."
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    09/03/09

    In reply to Jeff Jagodzinski Has Not Had A Good Year
    J.J.,
    You were fired from the H.C. of B.C. as well as the O.C. of T.B. Why not join me in N.E.?

    -B.B.
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