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Report: The Knicks Have A Very Knicks Plan For How To Stop Sucking

The Knicks are so bad. After getting massacred by the Thunder on Christmas day, the team that won 54 games last year—which, god, how the hell did this team ever win 54 games?—is sitting at 9-19 and reportedly ready to go back to the drawing board. And what's on the drawing board? "Make all the good players come to New… » 12/27/13 12:22pm 12/27/13 12:22pm

Rajon Rondo Has A Torn ACL, Will Miss The Rest Of The Season

Aw, fuck. During the Heat-Celtics game on ABC, Doris Burke reported that Rajon Rondo, the heart and soul of an already struggling Boston team, is out for the season with a torn ACL. Rondo played 45 minutes and had a triple-double during the Celtics' Friday night game against the Hawks. In his absence today, the… » 1/27/13 3:00pm 1/27/13 3:00pm

The NBA Fined Danny Ferry $15,000 For Snitching On Rajon Rondo

Rajon Rondo served a one-game suspension last night, because that's what Rajon Rondo does. The incident happened in the third quarter Saturday's win over Atlanta, when referee Rodney Mott whistled Rondo for a charge. Rondo freaked out a bit and approached Mott to argue the call, bumping him ever so slightly. » 1/08/13 9:40am 1/08/13 9:40am

Rajon Rondo Didn't Take Too Kindly To Kris Humphries' Foul On Kevin…

Celtics guard Rajon Rondo wasn't just going to sit back after this Kris Humphries throwdown on Kevin Garnett, so (despite an eight-inch height differential) he sacrificed his 37-game streak of 10 or more assists to start an epic shoving match that looks to have been completely punchless. Humphries can't really be… » 11/28/12 9:25pm 11/28/12 9:25pm

Kevin Garnett Straight Up Ignored Ray Allen When He Came Over To Say Hi

We knew Ray Allen's departure from Boston was something less than amicable. Allen dropped hints about how he had been forced out of Boston, meanwhile Doc Rivers made it known that Allen refused to return any of his or Danny Ainge's phone calls. What should have been a pure business decision (Allen wanted more money… » 10/31/12 10:22am 10/31/12 10:22am

Mayor Of Boston Credits "KJ" And "Hondo" For Team's Heart, Success

Mayor Thomas Menino has presided over Boston, city of champions, since 1993. He knows his sports. For instance, he once talked about the time "Varitek split the uprights." Now he's talking about "KJ" and "Hondo," the two Celtics with a lot of heart. He probably means to discuss Kevin "KG" Garnett and Rajon Rondo,… » 6/07/12 12:55pm 6/07/12 12:55pm

Rajon Rondo Is Beautiful And Hopelessly Alone And Playing Fuck-You…

Last night against the Heat, Rajon Rondo put up 44 points, eight rebounds, 10 assists, and three steals while committing just three turnovers. He played every single minute of a game that went into overtime and was undoubtedly the best player on the floor on a night that included five future Hall of Famers. It was… » 5/31/12 2:15pm 5/31/12 2:15pm

Tonight LeBron Needs To Eat Some Old Irish Hearts

Bumblederping around the Web today it's surprising to see how many people expect the Celtics to curl up and die quiet in their series against the Heat, which begins tonight. David Steele over at the Sporting News is among the rare authors who believe three future Hall of Famers plus a tripler of doubles in Rajon… » 5/28/12 7:20pm 5/28/12 7:20pm