Quick, before it gets fixed, everyone go to NFL.com's free agency page and click on Michael Bennett's photo. UPDATE: Aw, it got fixed—or at least Bennett's profile is gone. When you clicked the picture, Randy Newman's "Short People" inexplicably started playing. » 3/16/13 4:00pm 3/16/13 4:00pm

MLB Closer: Brett Myers Is Your New Bicycle, Dice-K Baffles

• Phillies 8, Dodgers 5 » 10/11/08 10:30am 10/11/08 10:30am Taking the advice of his marriage counseler, Brett Myers decided to get rid of his aggression on the field by making the Doyers his bitch. Myers pitched well enough to win, but did the real damage with his bat, to the tune of a 3-for-3 night with 3 RBIs. The wife can rest easy for the next few…