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    Japanese Baseball Curses Are Weird, Battered With 11 Herbs And Spices
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    03/11/09

    In reply to Japanese Baseball Curses Are Weird, Battered With 11 Herbs And Spices
    The Colonel Sanders statue will be replaced by 2006 Bernie Williams.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/11/09

    In reply to Japanese Baseball Curses Are Weird, Battered With 11 Herbs And Spices
    He's against it.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/11/09

    In reply to Japanese Baseball Curses Are Weird, Battered With 11 Herbs And Spices
    The Japanese will now convert the statue into a vending machine that sells used panties.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/11/09

    In reply to Japanese Baseball Curses Are Weird, Battered With 11 Herbs And Spices
    Apparently too much finger lickin' will do that to a man.
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    03/11/09

    In reply to Japanese Baseball Curses Are Weird, Battered With 11 Herbs And Spices
    no bearded fan could be found


    They just didn't look hard enough:



    Mifune, motherfuckers!

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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    03/11/09

    In reply to Japanese Baseball Curses Are Weird, Battered With 11 Herbs And Spices
    Sorry this joke came in so late... but I'm suffering from what's known as "The curse of Taco Bell"
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    03/11/09

    In reply to Japanese Baseball Curses Are Weird, Battered With 11 Herbs And Spices
    Can he bring the Hamburglar to justice at least?
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/11/09

    In reply to Japanese Baseball Curses Are Weird, Battered With 11 Herbs And Spices
    Maybe the Cubs should find Ron Santo's legs.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    03/11/09

    In reply to Japanese Baseball Curses Are Weird, Battered With 11 Herbs And Spices
    One day, many many years ago, a guy with fiery red hair, pasty white skin and beady red eyes was mocked. Laughed at by everyone. So he decided to place a curse on the people of the world.


    "I will introduce a poison to the world so succulent, addictive and convenient that you will pay me the right to ingest it. Furthermore the poison will rob you of years off your life as your family watches you visibly deteriorate right in front of your families eyes"


    "But that's not enough." He maniacally continued " I will hook your children, and your childrens children on this addictive poison causing them to grow too big for their brittle bones and underdeveloped bodies to support. To taunt you I will create a special house to gather all the children so instead of just watching your own children slowly incapacitate themselves, Iyou can watch scores of children do the same. Together, with their parents, you can watch them all suffer and die. And then YOU'LL NEVER LAUGH AT ME AGAIN. BUHAHAHAHA BUHAHAHAHAHAHA"


    And so lives the Curse of Ronald McDonald.

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    Image of The Scott Mitchell Report The Scott Mitchell Report
    03/11/09

    In reply to Japanese Baseball Curses Are Weird, Battered With 11 Herbs And Spices
    The Colonel statue was completely covered in mold and algae, which some said resembled the contents of the KFC Famous Bowl.
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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    03/11/09

    @Scott Mitchell Revival Effort: aka The Failure Pile in the Sadness Bowl.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/11/09

    In reply to Japanese Baseball Curses Are Weird, Battered With 11 Herbs And Spices
    Wasn't a statue of Ronald McDonald found in John Wayne Gacy's crawlspace?
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    03/11/09

    In reply to Japanese Baseball Curses Are Weird, Battered With 11 Herbs And Spices
    I always thought the curse of the Colonel was really painful diarrhea.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/11/09

    In reply to Japanese Baseball Curses Are Weird, Battered With 11 Herbs And Spices
    The Colonel Sanders of Japan is very similar to the Colonel Sanders we know and love here in the U.S. except for one thing: over there he has "wee slanty eyes."


    (the above joke was made in dedication to the Spanish Olympic basketball team)

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    03/11/09

    In reply to Japanese Baseball Curses Are Weird, Battered With 11 Herbs And Spices
    If the Mets ever win the World Series, Juan Valdez better watch his ass.
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    Image of tater tater
    03/11/09

    In reply to Japanese Baseball Curses Are Weird, Battered With 11 Herbs And Spices
    A curse that has lasted almost 30 years???


    If I was a Cubs fan I'd be weeping in my beer.

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