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Quick, before it gets fixed, everyone go to NFL.com's free agency page and click on Michael Bennett's photo. UPDATE: Aw, it got fixed—or at least Bennett's profile is gone. When you clicked the picture, Randy Newman's "Short People" inexplicably started playing....

Today In Things Making You Fatter: Baseball Shocking news out of the halls of SI today: all-you-can-eat deals at baseball games are extremely unhealthy, and teams might have some ethical obligation to stop such promotions. To the pull-quotes!...

MLB Closer: Brett Myers Is Your New Bicycle, Dice-K Baffles • Phillies 8, Dodgers 5 Taking the advice of his marriage counseler, Brett Myers decided to get rid of his aggression on the field by making the Doyers his bitch. Myers pitched well enough to win, but did the real damage with his bat, to the tune of a 3-for-3 night with 3 RBIs. The wife can rest ea...