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    10/16/09

    In reply to Maradona Tells His Critics To "Suck It", Also "Keep On Sucking it"
    I think I heard a, "All you're doing is making me more famous." in there. But then again my Spanish is a bit outdated, hackneyed and over-the-top. #diegomaradona
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Maradona Tells His Critics To "Suck It", Also "Keep On Sucking it"
    This is the most surprising turn involving a Diego since that time in 6th grade when a game of Where in the World is Carmen San Diego? ended with her turning tricks in Buenos Aires.
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Maradona Tells His Critics To "Suck It", Also "Keep On Sucking it"
    i'd translate but i'm at work. christ, our most talented national team in years, and they pick diego to lead them into battle.

    the last time diego managed not to fuck something up is 1990. he's a national icon and all, but the man is an michael jackson level fuckup. this can only end ugly. #diegomaradona
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    10/16/09

    In reply to Maradona Tells His Critics To "Suck It", Also "Keep On Sucking it"
    I love that Eddie Murphy bit too, Diego.

    "Suck it and suck it and take my big black stuff..."
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Maradona Tells His Critics To "Suck It", Also "Keep On Sucking it"
    NB: keep it mostly tongue-and-lip while sucking off Maradona. If you must, you are only allowed to employ the Hand of God. #diegomaradona
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    10/16/09

    In reply to Maradona Tells His Critics To "Suck It", Also "Keep On Sucking it"
    My high-school Spanish confirms that he uses a variation of the verb "chupar", which means "to suck." My high-school Spanish also has me convinced that Maradona wants to pop balloons with a polka-dot spatula. #diegomaradona
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    10/16/09

    @ScientificMapp: Something, something... "the"... something "daughter," something about, maybe, "pool'? Something about "sucking." "Argentina."

    Got it. #diegomaradona
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    09/11/09

    In reply to Bob Arum: MMA Is Nothing But Skinheads, Homosexuals
    Reached for comment, Jimmy the Greek noted, "Arum's right, you know. And until those skinheads start breeding for size and strength, MMA will never have the caliber of athletes that boxing has."
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    09/11/09

    In reply to Bob Arum: MMA Is Nothing But Skinheads, Homosexuals
    "GMA is nothing but skin tips, home essentials. It's garbage."

    - Matt Lauer
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    09/11/09

    @Gravy:

    How glib.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    09/11/09

    In reply to Bob Arum: MMA Is Nothing But Skinheads, Homosexuals
    Arum also complained that boxers' training diets no longer contain Dodo egg smoothies.
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    09/11/09

    In reply to Bob Arum: MMA Is Nothing But Skinheads, Homosexuals
    It's horrible. Guys rolling around like homosexuals on the ground.

    Wasn't that Custer's official recap of Little Big Horn?
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    09/11/09

    In reply to Bob Arum: MMA Is Nothing But Skinheads, Homosexuals
    held a press conference at Yankee Stadium today to announce a fight that's taking place in Las Vegas

    Rumor has it Mo Green is strong-arming him.
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    09/11/09

    In reply to Bob Arum: MMA Is Nothing But Skinheads, Homosexuals
    Skinheaded homosexuality is the only way to prevent the future gooback boxers from coming back and taking our jobbbbs!
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    09/11/09

    In reply to Bob Arum: MMA Is Nothing But Skinheads, Homosexuals
    There is nothing at all gay about a champion boxer wearing women's fishnet lingerie.
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    09/10/09

    In reply to Alabama Fan Is Not Pleased About That Last Call
    Welcome to the gayest part of America, Alabama!

    The pom pom in his back pocket proves it.
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    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    09/10/09

    In reply to Alabama Fan Is Not Pleased About That Last Call
    Oh Ricky, lose your shit
    Lose your shit, you throw a fit, hey Ricky, hey Ricky
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